PugofCrydee
You want to know how I got these scars?
I'm enjoying a boy named Pug (whenever i'm in the mood for it).
I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that... :idontknow:
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I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that... :idontknow:
theslowesthand
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I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that... :idontknow:
Perhaps i should've added "ps: don't take this the wrong way you dirty-minded people"! :lol:
theslowesthand
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What's the point in "falling in love" anyway. We're all dead soon enough. Just saying...
Graeme1988
Hie yer hence from me heath!
I'm enjoying a boy named Pug (whenever i'm in the mood for it).
I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that... :idontknow:
Having grown-up on the innuendo-laden Carry On comedy films, I f**kin' howled with laughter when I read both slow's and your comment, Pug.
theslowesthand
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Dunno what's up with this storm. It should be "kicking as5" by now - instead it's just a lame light rain, barely any wind at all. It's meant to be the worst storm (cyclone cook) in 3o/so years!!! :question: :question: :question:
Mind you, the power was off for 1/2 hour earlier today; perhaps it's all rough & stormy elsewhere in my country?
Come on storm, entertain me!!! :bigsmile:
Mind you, the power was off for 1/2 hour earlier today; perhaps it's all rough & stormy elsewhere in my country?
Come on storm, entertain me!!! :bigsmile:
theslowesthand
Banned
A storm is upon us, look!
Going thru all the names in the book
Now it's at "c" - cyclone Cook
Still waiting for the "punch", the "hook"
Heard a jumbo plane, it was flying quite low, and going quite slow
Slowly it faded into the white cloudful sky, there it did go
...
(PiP, Poetry in Progress ... < SUSPENDED >)
Going thru all the names in the book
Now it's at "c" - cyclone Cook
Still waiting for the "punch", the "hook"
Heard a jumbo plane, it was flying quite low, and going quite slow
Slowly it faded into the white cloudful sky, there it did go
...
(PiP, Poetry in Progress ... < SUSPENDED >)
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theslowesthand
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I don't if i've EVER experienced the "buzz" ......... of a strong coffee. What is it meant to feel like?. Do you have to be at work for it to .. work?
I'm having a strong coffee now .. it's a bit .. bitter.
But i can't say i'm feeling that 'good feeling' that my therapist said you get from a .. good coffee.
:question:
I'm having a strong coffee now .. it's a bit .. bitter.
But i can't say i'm feeling that 'good feeling' that my therapist said you get from a .. good coffee.
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theslowesthand
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Opposite of god = dog (backwards).
At present, man seems to be a "dog" (animal).
At present, man seems to be a "dog" (animal).
theslowesthand
Banned
GOD KNOWS how i'd survive in a world without power (or computers). Could barely manage a 1/2hr power outtage - there was almost NOTHING to do! (couldn't use my computer, which is my primary activity in life).
I need to think back to when i was a child, and had no computers. But even then, i had hand-held games, calculators with games, & programmable calculators. Only when i was very young, did i manage without these tech things .. but it's too young to recall much. :idontknow:
I need to think back to when i was a child, and had no computers. But even then, i had hand-held games, calculators with games, & programmable calculators. Only when i was very young, did i manage without these tech things .. but it's too young to recall much. :idontknow:
theslowesthand
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'Yesterday starts tomorrow, and tomorrow starts yesterday'
theslowesthand
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Ruthie will give you the silver key
To open the red door
Lay down your Jackson and you will see
The sweetness you've been crying for
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
To open the red door
Lay down your Jackson and you will see
The sweetness you've been crying for
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
Pacific_Loner
Pirate from the North Pole
Friday morning lesson: It turns out all you need to fix a bike by yourself is some good will and a youtube tutorial.
FountainandFairfax
in a VAN down by the RIVER
It's halftime and I haven't scored a single point... and my last name ain't Brady.
AtTheGates
Banned
well iv put in a request for a transfer to Orange correctional center. its a minimum security prison and from what iv heard its WAY better than the prison I currently work at . The one I work at is a closed-custody prison for males 19-25..so in other words: HELL.
it wasnt that bad at first but its gotten to the point where i dread seeing these *******s everyday . working at orange correctional center would be a DREAM compared to this . I still want to put in 12 months so I can get certified and be able to have the option of branching out into other jobs in law enforcement but theres NO way in hell that I'm going to make a career out of being a corrections officer ....it works for NOW but I'm not doing this sh!t for a living . ....there's not enough money in it
but on the bright side, its kind of given me a different perspective on life....just seeing the juxtaposition between prison life, working as a correctional officer, compared to the rest of life really gives me more respect for things i once took for granted.
it wasnt that bad at first but its gotten to the point where i dread seeing these *******s everyday . working at orange correctional center would be a DREAM compared to this . I still want to put in 12 months so I can get certified and be able to have the option of branching out into other jobs in law enforcement but theres NO way in hell that I'm going to make a career out of being a corrections officer ....it works for NOW but I'm not doing this sh!t for a living . ....there's not enough money in it
but on the bright side, its kind of given me a different perspective on life....just seeing the juxtaposition between prison life, working as a correctional officer, compared to the rest of life really gives me more respect for things i once took for granted.
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theslowesthand
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
theslowesthand
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Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans.
S_Spartan
Well-known member
That's a great song! :thumbup:
And if I remember right it only appeared on their greatest hits album and not on any of their actual albums?
Been listening to lots of Steely Dan recently.
theslowesthand
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I looked it up, and found that the song (Here at the Western World) is on the "Citizen Steely Dan" album.
Like most bands, i only ever brought "the best of" albums.
I feel like absolute shit about myself. I have been getting a lot of attention from men lately, but I feel like such a fraud. Like, any beauty I possess is a mirage because I know how to apply makeup and buy expensive products - underneath all this shit lies the face of The Crypt Keeper. My body sucks too - sure I get a **** ton of cardio at work and lift weights, but I have lost a considerable amount of weight, you can't just snap back after that. I feel so gross and like no one could ever possibly love me because everyone wants to date an actually attractive female with zero body hair and normal physique. I just read an article about men's real opinions of female body hair and it confirmed all of my fears - why can't I just be a pretty girl? This is even robbing me of the simple joys in life such a porn - I start to get insecure about my body because I don't look good naked. It's so stupid to be obsessed with appearance as much as I am and even more ridiculous to want to kill myself over it, but sometimes, it sure sounds good.... :/
FountainandFairfax
in a VAN down by the RIVER
I've always been hung-up on my looks and know what you mean about not snapping-back after all the weight is lost.
You get to the top of the mountain only to realize there's another one beyond it. You never seem to find the place where you're okay with yourself.
It's exhausting.
You get to the top of the mountain only to realize there's another one beyond it. You never seem to find the place where you're okay with yourself.
It's exhausting.