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theslowesthand

theslowesthand

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Graeme1988 said:
I wonder if that's available to buy in the UK? :question:
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It should be on ebay UK i'd expect. But the trick is avoiding the knock-off's. Seems unless you're okay with a replica (not quite as good) you should wait until april, when the real ones become available.

You could use it whenever your mother's talking! :perfect:
 
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theslowesthand

theslowesthand

Banned
No poetry today?

That must mean it's a good day?
Hooray!
:D

(scrap that!)

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Run out of inspiration & ideas
Changing of the gears
From thinking to doing
From smelling to chewing
Poetry doesn't need a topic
Giving doesn't need you to be philanthropic
Poetry is served best with a rhyme
Though without it is surely no crime
Match the number of syllables if you can
Keep the same number of lines per rhyme, could be a plan
But i just write it however i can
The main thing is to fill-in the time-span

Shall i go outside now? i don't know
It's something to do, somewhere to go
But it's raining now, and a wee bit cold
I think maybe i shall put it on hold
Instead i think i'll make a brew
So for now i'll bid y'all adieu
...
(PiP, Poetry in Progress ... < SUSPENDED >)
 
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Kiwong

Kiwong

Well-known member
12 years ago my father reported me as a missing person. I was missing for a week on Kangaroo Island.

I wouldn't mind to become a missing person again, to disappear altogether from this world of people.
 
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Sarah_M

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https://youtu.be/-CA4teISYY8
This guy gives really great advice; I think we all can benefit from this video.

I had an interest revelation this week while I was at work. There is a new male nurse that started and he always ignores me. I don't actively try to talk to him, but usually you make eye contact and politely say "hi" or acknowledge the other person in some way, but with this guy, he just doesn't even look my way. My thoughts? He's a total **** and I should probably avoid him. After some introspeculation, I realized that my go-to coping mechanism for anxiety is avoidance - I do this a lot. In coming to this realization, I also realized that this guy is acting JUST like me. I probably come across as a total **** because I am always avoiding people/situations due to my anxiety. That was pretty eye opening... Maybe people would actually WANT to engage me socially if I sent a better, friendlier vibe? Something to think about...
 
Opaline

Opaline

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*puts on judgmental glasses*

What is with Americans who use British slang? It just does not sound right, stop it. Ya look silly.
 
theslowesthand

theslowesthand

Banned
No fear, dr jekyll is here
My angry/oversensitive mr hyde, has gone inside
So grab a chair, sit down there
Rest a while, wait for the ebbing tide

Later, I said to myself, 'what to do? what to do?'
My mood being still a tad in the blue
'Might you need a few more beers?'
Thanks for that idea mind, cheers!

Still jiggly, end of a noisy, eventful day
However i've had some chocolate, i have to say
And crisps that crunch
I shared with the chooks a bunch
I just had a hunch
That we'd both like them to munch!
Though night, i think i may call them "lunch"

Chemicals are life
I tend to use them to get out of strife
I use them in place of having a wife, or a nightlife
I even share them with the wildlife

F*cked, now i'm playing GNR, on 4th beer
Want to numb reality, so i don't care
I hope the above will, to my mood, adhere
And replace the gloom, with a feeling of cheer
'Oh won't you please take me home'
Down to the garden, beside the gnome
'Knock knock knocking on heaven's door'
With the help of beer number four
'Ain't it fun'
When you're always alone with number one
'Ain't it fun'
When you've stuffed-up everything you've done
'Ain't it fun'
When you never have any fun
'Ain't it fun'
When you're desperate for a woman, even a nun
'Ain't it fun'
When all you want to do is run
'Ain't it fun'
When you wish you had a gun
'Ain't it fun'
When nothing cheers you up, not even the sun
...
(PiP, Poetry in Progress ... < SUSPENDED >)
 
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theslowesthand

theslowesthand

Banned
I am as jiggly as can be
Regularly slapping my knee
'Just keep on going, don't stop' says me to me
'In an hour or so, of this boredom, you'll be free'
I'll play this game, again and again
To stop myself from going insane
I'll sip some soda, some spiced ginger beer
That should help to keep me in some good cheer
It's raining outside, so inside i shall stay
I do not want the rain to get in the way

I have free reign today, I can go anywhere, i may
And do anything .. in my house i do NOT have to stay
The only limitation is all my limitations
Which means the above i shall have to unsay :(

Just had a "serious dump"
My scissor-hands were at work in the sump
To prevent any blockage at the hump
The smell is strong, i need for the toilet, an air pump!
Now trying to recall the thoughts i had there thunk
Oh yes, my life as a much-solitary monk
The only indicator i'm a man, is the sight of my rarely-seen sp*nk
Once a relative said to me 'You don't look like tom cruise' .. he's a hunk
He has the looks, and the personality - he's not like me, a fugly grump

Now it's nighttime
Now "had it", feels like it's bedtime
Bored as f*ck .. to feel good after today? no such luck
Playing hard-out doom metal, to try to get unstuck
Drinking at double-speed, but minding not to chuck
...
(PiP, Poetry in Progress ... < SUSPENDED >)
 
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PugofCrydee

PugofCrydee

You want to know how I got these scars?
I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink,
But now I'm insecure and I care what people think.

My name's 'Blurryface' and I care what you think.
 
PugofCrydee

PugofCrydee

You want to know how I got these scars?
When I look around
Everybody always brings me down
Well is it them or me
Well I just can't see
But there ain't no peace to found
But if someone really cared
Well they'd take the time to spare
A moment to try and understand
Another one's despair
Remember in this game we call life
That no one said it's fair
 
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