Why she buys the reduced fat, ultra low sodium snacks is beyond me. :banghead: she even hid the salt shaker so i can't doctor them up a bit. Pure torture! Torture i tell ya! What's next? No more red meat? No more bacon? No more....beer?
unacceptable!
Do you live near a ocean?
Because you could just drive over there with a bathtub on the roof, load it with salt water, drive home (carefully), and vaporize the water until you've got nothing but salt left. Then clean that, and put it in the snacks.
And you'll need a cover for the (potential) week you're gone driving to the ocean, so if someone asks, you've been invited by NASA to solve a problem only your know how.
Or you could buy some, but where's the adventure in that, right?