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Capsaicin

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I went to close a window I left open for a few days to enjoy the summer breezes, and I found an enormous spiderweb blocking the way. The spider just sat there as I inspected it as if to say, "You gonna smash my web, bro? Gonna make me homeless? Make me do all this work all over again?"

I haven't closed the window yet.
 

Xervello

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I went to close a window I left open for a few days to enjoy the summer breezes, and I found an enormous spiderweb blocking the way. The spider just sat there as I inspected it as if to say, "You gonna smash my web, bro? Gonna make me homeless? Make me do all this work all over again?"

I haven't closed the window yet.


Good on ya.

:thumbup:
 

Lamb

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People who tell me they're going to do something and end up not doing it, while I'm expectantly waiting. Very hurtful and aggravating.
 

Lamb

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I went to close a window I left open for a few days to enjoy the summer breezes, and I found an enormous spiderweb blocking the way. The spider just sat there as I inspected it as if to say, "You gonna smash my web, bro? Gonna make me homeless? Make me do all this work all over again?"

I haven't closed the window yet.

Heee. Imagine if spiders struggled from anxiety. I'd be a lot more considerate.
 

Capsaicin

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What's with this creepy fascination some people have with garnering sympathy for murderers? I mean, we get it - some of them were desperate or ill, which is sad - but really? They made their choice and it was a cruel and immoral one. Tough shit if people loathe them for it.

Great priorities. Really. A world where the helpless are taken advantage of, the different are mocked and ostracized, and good people are wronged for no other reason than being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you're pleading for sympathy for the murderers.

I look forward to the day you request sympathy or assistance in my presence, and I can simply request that you show more concern for the feelings of your tormentors and try to see it from their point of view.
 
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Ithior

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Is it that hard to close the door? You don't even have to turn the handle or anything, you just need to let it go all the way. And no, a halfway open door is not closed.

Edit: also good to know the temperature in the place I'll be for a week will drop 5ºC (and it'll start raining too) the day I get there and it will only go back up when I leave.
 
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Raichel

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Public toilets.

I wish I were a man so I wouldn't be forced to sit down on toilet seats that look and smell like they haven't been cleaned in a few decades or so.

How convenient: the ability to urinate while standing upright and aim your water gun at the target of choice. I have to admit I'm incredibly jealous of this fancy mechanism.
 
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SmileMore

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People who tell you to smile even if they don't even know you. I wouldn't mind if they were saying it because they were actually concerned about me but no, they just say it because they think they're funny or clever or maybe because it makes them feel big. F*ck off!
 

Ithior

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My mum doesn't get the concept of privacy. She believes there's no need for privacy between family members.
 
My work uniforms have a patch with my name and the company's name on the shirt, right above the pocket. I wear these uniforms to and from work every day and when I stop somewhere to get my lunch for that night at work the cashier will say "Hi, (jc972)". That REALLY makes me MAD. If you don't know me and see me with my name on this patch on my uniform shirt and call me by name like you know me I get upset. I really hate that. I've confronted people over it before. And I hate it when I'm in uniform and somebody sees the company name on my shirt and they say "Do you work at (fill in the blank)?" I always say "No" and look at them like they're an idiot. Yes! Duh! I work there or I wouldn't have the uniform on, stupid! Are people really this stupid! Idiots that ask obvious questions directly to me get ignored or get a sarcastic reply at most.


It makes me mad when I'm eating and somebody burps. I once threw an unopened soft drink can at a coworker for that. And it hit him. He would always wait till everybody was eating and belch loudly and smile.


People who don't brush their teeth make me mad. I'm all about some hygiene.


Obnoxious people who, when you first get introduced to them, say "I tell it like it is." To this I respond with, "When I want your F***ING OPINION, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!"


I especially hate people who walk around public places on their cell phones talking loudly.


I really hate being called a "redneck". I'm prone to bouts of violence when this occurs. Just because I'm from the South means nothing. To me, a redneck is uneducated and most often proud of it, doesn't bathe, and has no prospects of self growth or manners. I take it as an insult. I am an educated man from the Southern U.S. Period.


I hate people who don't have manners (or don't use them).
 

coyote

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How convenient: the ability to urinate while standing upright and aim your water gun at the target of choice. I have to admit I'm incredibly jealous of this fancy mechanism.

that's only one of several amazing things it can do :thumbup:
 
Public toilets.

I wish I were a man so I wouldn't be forced to sit down on toilet seats that look and smell like they haven't been cleaned in a few decades or so.

How convenient: the ability to urinate while standing upright and aim your water gun at the target of choice. I have to admit I'm incredibly jealous of this fancy mechanism.
^ This! so this!:applause:


People who think just because they are rich, that makes them better humans then others who are not. Drives me crazy.
Why do they automatically become a special human to be treated better then humans who don't have a lot of wealth, regardless of their personal character or personality?:thumbdown:
 
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