Ye cannae (can't) take for granted what ye don't have!
^ Ma physical disability (cerebral palsy) taught me that life lesson early!
Of course am thankful. Thankful am alive,
despite no weightin' more than a bag o' sugar when ah was born. Nae joke, there. Seriously, that is a fact!
Thankful n' grateful for ma mum because her off-the-cuff, surreal nonsensical one-liners huv me roarin' n' greetin' wi' laughter. And withoot her, ah probably wouldnae huv ma love of guitar-driven, loud music or ma dark, twisted, deadpan Scottish sense o' humour or a love of comedy which border on obessive.
To quote ma mother:
"See if it was'nae fur laughter, you'd just be sittin' aboot grettin' (cryin') aw the time!" Ain't that the truth?
Though, expose yer son tae swearin' in the Scottish accent - even when done for comedic effect - when he's just 7 years auld, hmmm... =
Great parenting?! :thinking: Angrily callin' a secondary school teacher an
"...effin' c*nt!" 10 years later =
:no:
^ Sorry if aw that above is sentimental, clichéd BS, by-the-way! Ah dinnae
(don't) half ramble on in ma posts!
Entertainment value = F____K ALL! :ironicsmile: