...anybody bored? haha :)

[agoraphobickatie]

i don't know if anyone is as addicted to these dumb survey things as i am, but i just figured i'd post a survey and if anyone else needs to kill some time, they can copy/paste and take it, too haha


Hi, your name is?
katie

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
hm... the last guy that i did kiss? lol

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
bahhh, not that i recall.. it could have been blocked out of my memory by now, though, haha

Ever sang to the person you liked?
um... maybe jokingly?

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i hope not, haha

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
my daddy, lol

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
um, i don't care.. i'm straight with my 'relationship life', i don't think having many good relationships is bad, i've learned something important from all my relationshits

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
um.. no, i'm my toughest critic

Have you ever broken a couple up?
yuzzirrr

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
neg

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yesss, my car was totaled, it wasn't my fault, it sucked! haha

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
yeah, a few, i suppose

So, what do you want for your birthday?
wow.. no idea

Did you sleep alone last night?
no, bailey jane (my dog) was here lol

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
it's whatever, i do it

What kind of phone do you have?
"that old school pink miami ink razzz" -what my best friend calls it, haha

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
mmm, my favvvorite kisser i've evar kissed! haha

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
definitely not, he does daily, haha...

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
i mean.. only if they have some type of dependency issue with it

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
i'd probably just laugh at myself, haha

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
kissing? haha

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
tongue is pierced sooo lip, sure, i'm down

Do you like to make the first move?
usually never.. i don't like initiating things, i'm straight with other people making the first move and making my own decision, haha

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
awwuh, i don't know, that's sad

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
nahhh

Were you anyone's first kiss?
yesss

Do you think age matters in relationship?
depends on who the people are, i guess

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
i suppose... i look geeked up 'cause i was messed up on muscle relaxers, it was the day after my wreck and i was in serious pain, haha

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
what's up with "the last person you kissed" questions? he's like.. 5'11?

Are you attracted to males or females?
both, when you put it that way, lol

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
ask where the nearest abortion clinic was and how much they charge?
...maybe i'd just "go to women now... just 'cause they help out 'women now'" --quote from 'juno', hahaha

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
hopefully, yeah.. by the time i'm 31? yes

Have you ever been in true love?
i mean... i don't know.. i think real super amazing 'true love' is a one time kinda thing...

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
a bajillion, haha

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
my dog.. wait, person? yeah, my dog

What exactly are you wearing now?
a beater and some boy shorts

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
absofukinglutely

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
a lot of people? haha

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
don't know, just ain't, haha

Do you tell people how you feel?
honest to a fault

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
absolutely not!!!! he at least needs to be able to drive!!! hahaha!

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
hells no

How many people do you fully trust?
one.. maybe two

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
si senor

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
my ex (who is still my friend, haha) on the phone a bit ago before he went to bed

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
no, bailey (my pup) was right up next to me... she must have been super cold last night

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
well that depends on the bug... i mean, i'd eat an ant... but i probably wouldn't eat a tarantula or anything, haha

Do you like when people play with your hair?
um.. if it's curly, no.. if it's straight, i don't mind.....

Best summer of your life?
2007, hands down....

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
mi padre

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
yuzzirrr

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
ay yi yi... strawberries unless i didn't have any sugar, then grapes

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
not seriously wanting any piercings, but yes.. always wanting more tattoos

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
well, my mom was with me when i got the first one and when my dad finally saw it a year and a half later, he said "katie... is that one of those tramp stamps?!" ..HA!

Are you a friendly person?
yes and no

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
yes, it was outside one of our friends house by his car... and i had a boyfriend, hahaha! ...whom i broke up with the next day, lmao

How did you wake up this morning?
the freakin' tornado siren! no kidding! i swear it must be next door to my house! why do they need to test those things anyway? is it even 'nader season!?

Are all of your friends virgins?
noo sirrr

Any lyrics in your head?
dude, i have had "owner of a lonely heart" stuck in my head for days!!! hahaha

 

[Jake123]

1. Hi, your name is?

Jacob

2. Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?

Some of the guys on this forum

3. Ever walked in on your friends having sex?

Nope...

4. Ever sang to the person you liked?

No

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

No

6. If you went to jail, who would bail you out?

I'd be left in jail to rot lol

7. Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?

I don't want relationships anymore, but I used to dream about having "one" guy.

8. Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?

I already know how they see me.

9. Have you ever broken a couple up?

No, but once a married man's wife found out he slept with me. Dunno what happened.

10. Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?

No

11. Have you ever been in a car accident?

Nope

12. Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?

Nope

13. So, what do you want for your birthday?

My birthday was last month, and it didn't matter what I wanted because I didn't get anything anyway.

14. Did you sleep alone last night?

Yes

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?

I don't mind it, just don't give me emphysema

15. What kind of phone do you have?

I've had a bunch of different ones but now I have a cheap Safelink Wireless phone that I got from the government and gives me a whopping 60 minutes per month.

16. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...

Some dude.

17. Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?

I don't have any.

18. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Nah

19. When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?

I tend to laugh hysterically at myself while everyone's just staring, lol

20. Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?

Kissing I guess

21. Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?

Neither

22. Do you like to make the first move?

Nah

23. Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?

I'll never be married nor will I live to age 40...

24. Is it awkward when you run into your ex?

Don't have any

25. Were you anyone's first kiss?

Yes

26. Do you think age matters in relationship?

Sometimes

27. Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?

Eww, no.

28. How tall is the last person you kissed?

Don't remember

29. Are you attracted to males or females?

Males.

30. What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?

Call Ripley's Believe It Or Not

31. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

Nope

32. Have you ever been in true love?

Nope

33. How many times have you kissed the last person you kisse

One night.

34. Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?

Some guy

35. What exactly are you wearing now?

Wifebeater and boxers, lol

36. Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?

No one is important to me right now.

37. Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?

I dunno

38. Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?

N/A

39. Do you tell people how you feel?

Most of what I feel will go with me to the grave.

40. Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?

Uhh...

41. Are you currently looking for a significant other?

No

42. How many people do you fully trust?

None

43. Have you smoked a cigarette today?

I don't smoke

44. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

No one has ever told me that.

45. Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?

Alone

46. Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?

No.

47. Do you like when people play with your hair?

No lol

48. Best summer of your life?

The summer before I was born

49. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Sister

50. Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?

I dunno, lol

51. If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?

Strawberries

52. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Nope

53. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

QUE COJONE ES ESO?!?

54. Are you a friendly person?

Not really

55. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

These kissing questions suck, and no.

56. How did you wake up this morning?

Didn't wake up

57. Are all of your friends virgins?

I don't have any friends

58. Any lyrics in your head?

Nope

 

[reslo]

Hi, your name is?
reslo

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
lol no names... I had this dream that I was kissing one of my guy friends, but he was this absolutely horrible kisser. Now, I can't stop thinking- he couldn't be that bad in real life, could he? (Lol, I haven't talked to this guy in a couple years)

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
not really walked in, had it happen while i was "asleep"

Ever sang to the person you liked?
nope... not big on verbal communication

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
it could be a maybe

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
my mom

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
both... i am terribly afraid of commitment I'm not a filanderer, I just can't imagine being with a person for a long long time. as for now, short relationships.

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
in a way, but then people usually tell me, and it never is the same as what I feel- lol usually just when it comes to romantic scenarios

Have you ever broken a couple up?
i did tell someone to tell someone else that their partner had cheated, which a breakup did ensue, but I didn't do the telling- so I don't know if that counts, O_O?

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
nope

Have you ever been in a car accident?
a couple nothing serious

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
yes to the first part no to the second

So, what do you want for your birthday?
a place of my own

Did you sleep alone last night?
yes

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
They're better off if they quit. It's a bad habit, but it doesn't make them a bad person.

What kind of phone do you have?
a slidey phone?

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
this survey is obsessesed with kissing. my cat

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
yes that a-hole should know better

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
nope as long as they're 21

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
i get embarrassed

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
i have a cold right now, so hand holding

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip- i wouldn't want my tongue to swell up

Do you like to make the first move?
nope neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
romeo and juliet! ummmmm i don't know lol i just can't believe i would have gotten married in the first place

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
some yes some no.....

Were you anyone's first kiss?
nope- i've never even kissed a virgin

Do you think age matters in relationship?
if you're above 18, you can be flexible.... personally, early 30's is my limit

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
no i don't like looking at myself- i wish i could scribble over it

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
well, if i go with my cat, he's about 10 inches tall i guess weighs about 13 pounds haha

Are you attracted to males or females?
just the boys

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tell him that would be impossible?

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
i can't even think about that

Have you ever been in true love?
no

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
my cat gets kisses probably twice a week

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
my bff

What exactly are you wearing now?
some gray jeans, blue fuzzy socks, a blue plaid belt, a grey top, silver hoops, and a black blazer

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
i don't know what id do

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
idunno im pretty reclusive when im at my worst (emotionallly.. which usually leads to my worst physically)

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
HES A MAJOR DOUCHE- I never loved him in the first place!

Do you tell people how you feel?
not usually

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
that is what we call illegal my friends

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
kinda sorta

How many people do you fully trust?
a couple

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
nope

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
my mom

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
alone~

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
YES YES YES (would you pay me?)

Do you like when people play with your hair?
it makes me feel selfconscious

Best summer of your life?
i have no clue

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
a guy........

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
i think so lol

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
strawberries!

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes, i would love some tats (if i had a nice stomach, i'd totally get a belly button ring but i don't so i wouldn't want to get one)

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
WHy????

Are you a friendly person?
i can be? but it's hard for me (like any person with sa)

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
nope

How did you wake up this morning?
angry, worried, frustrated, worrrrrrrrrriiiiiiieed anxious, oh god just let me go back to sleep i don't want to wake up and deal with things, but you have to(like everyday)

Are all of your friends virgins?
lol no some have kids

Any lyrics in your head?
not atm.... closer by ne-yo was the last song i listened to

 

[Jake123]

lol maybe I have OCD but I cringe while reading everyone's answers to the survey because of the formatting...

 

[agoraphobickatie]

lol maybe I have OCD but I cringe while reading everyone's answers to the survey because of the formatting...

....ohhhhh jacob... lol

 

[Hellhound]

Hi, your name is?
Not saying it here.

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
My chinchilla. I always give him a kiss on the head before going to sleep.

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Hell no! D:

Ever sang to the person you liked?
I can't... I'm too shy to do that, and i don't want him to suffer from permanent ear and brain damage

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Maybe

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Well... unless my pets know how to open a cell, I am screwed D:

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One person.

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Very yes. Especially how my friends and classmates see me.

Have you ever broken a couple up?
No point.

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
Never did, never do, never will...

Have you ever been in a car accident?
When I was little, the family car was hit by an ambulance I find it ironic.

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
My hamster.

So, what do you want for your birthday?
I want more sanity... If not, some money would be okay.

Did you sleep alone last night?
A few pets live in my room, so i never sleep alone.

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
I don't like it at all.

What kind of phone do you have?
A very old and crappy one.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
... my bunny, on the nose.

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
Yes. But i doubt he would, unless he wants to be mercilessly insulted.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
I hate alcohol, but I would not mind much if it's only one drink sometimes.

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
I play it off due to embarrassment..lol

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
Holding hands.

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
None thanks.

Do you like to make the first move?
No D: I'm more of a follower... I can't and don't have the courage to make first moves (Maybe in rare occasions, but not always)

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
No, i would kill myself.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
Yes, because if i did such thing, it means i am either completely insane or doing drugs.

Were you anyone's first kiss?
No, I was someone's first nightmare

Do you think age matters in relationship?
Depends of the circumstances, the people, if they truly love each other or not, etc.

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
NO. Burn it!

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
Short. Bunnies are short and tiny.

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Considering i never had sex, i would start wondering what planet i come from, or if i'm part snail or something... o:

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I hope so D:

Have you ever been in true love?
Yes.

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
I repeat. One kiss on the head before going to sleep, and sometimes i give him a raisin.

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
My rats.

What exactly are you wearing now?
Clothes, thank Lord o:

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
Yes. I would attempt suicide too, probably.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
My friends have witnessed my insanity many times. Poor guys...

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
Because he was an insensitive son of the bitch and dumped me in a moment i was very unstable emotionally... I guess he was too stupid to be able to support me and wanted an "easy" relationship with no problems, but nothing is easy in this life, sadly...

Do you tell people how you feel?
Only close friends.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
... :/ I'm not a pedo...

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Already have.

How many people do you fully trust?
Four.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No, but i'd eat a chocolate one with pleasure.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My bf.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
I have a few pets in the room, so i never sleep alone... I'ts me or i already said this? >.>

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
No f****ing way, thanks.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
DONT TOUCH ME D,8 -sprays pepperspray everywhere-

Best summer of your life?
None, I hate summer.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mother, I think.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I don't know... She's nice.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Grapes.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They would not give a crap.

Are you a friendly person?
I guess.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yes. I gave him a raisin afterwards and then I went to bed.

How did you wake up this morning?
With the annoying high pitching noise of my alarm clock.

Are all of your friends virgins?
I don't know D: I tend not to talk about those private things...

Any lyrics in your head?
Currently listening to "Civil war" by Guns N' Roses.

 

[Luke1993]

Hi, your name is?
Guess....

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
well you wouldn't know who they were lol

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Umm heard them if that counts but i dont have many friends now

Ever sang to the person you liked?
ha no

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i would like to be! but i doubt it

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Ha! I'd kick the cell door off and walk out!

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Either is fine!

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Yes...

Have you ever broken a couple up?
i dont think so

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
yes

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yeh but nothing special

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
i umm.....haven't kissed anyone.

So, what do you want for your birthday?
social skills!

Did you sleep alone last night?
yes

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
i smoke because it gives me something to do. overall i think its a choice. the warnings on the packs are enough i dont like all the propaganda about quitting smoking on the tv.

What kind of phone do you have?
A samsung which is alright but i have nobody to call or text

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
imaginary?

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
yes because ive never had a proper relationship lol

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
no they can be an alcoholic! (Yes.....im that desperate)

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
i'd e depressed for the rest of the day and wouldnt stop thinking about it

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
never had either so i dont mind

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
tongue so i can hide it with my mouth shut

Do you like to make the first move?
i dont think i ever could

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
i dont think i would

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
not really as ive never had one lol

Were you anyone's first kiss?
no

Do you think age matters in relationship?
yes

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
who is?

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
umm....

Are you attracted to males or females?
females

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
realise im at the wrong appointment

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
nope

Have you ever been in true love?
i might have been, probably not

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
0

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
this question depresses me....

What exactly are you wearing now?
blue polo shirt and jeans

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
maybe

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
i dont think anyone has

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
because she called me a pervert which was very flattering but after that it just wasnt the same lol

Do you tell people how you feel?
sometimes

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
i wouldnt want to put them through that

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
yes

How many people do you fully trust?
i dont know

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
not today!

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
family?

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
yes alone stop rubbing it in!

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
no i have my principles

Do you like when people play with your hair?
i dont know noone ever has lol

Best summer of your life?
cant remember

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
my ma

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
umm is T-Mobile attractive?

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
either is fine

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yeah i want one tatoo

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
dad is long gone.....my ma probably would flip but shed be okay in the end.

Are you a friendly person?
yes i try to be!

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
yes it was....oh wait sorry that was a dream haha

How did you wake up this morning?
alarm clock

Are all of your friends virgins?
i dont know

Any lyrics in your head?
no i dont like much music

this was interesting.....thank you for distracting my mind!

 

[TheWall]

Hi, your name is?
Ashley

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
Jeremy Scahill..gah I'm such a nerd.

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Fortunately, I have not.

Ever sang to the person you liked?
No

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
No

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Hopefully my parents would.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Love one person.

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Every moment of the day.

Have you ever broken a couple up?
No

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
No

Have you ever been in a car accident?
No

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
No

So, what do you want for your birthday?
Money

Did you sleep alone last night?
No, my cat basically slept on my head last night. lol

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
idc

What kind of phone do you have?
I don't have a phone.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
nonexistent.

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
I don't have any exes.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
No

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
I have SA, of course I get embarrassed.

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
I've never expereinced either so I can't really say.

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
Neither

Do you like to make the first move?
No

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
I would never get married in the first place.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
No exes to run into..

Were you anyone's first kiss?
No

Do you think age matters in relationship?
Yes

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
Definitely not

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
Never kissed anyone...

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
That would make me a believer in immaculate conception.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No

Have you ever been in true love?
No

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
n/a

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
My best friend, Chod.

What exactly are you wearing now?
pjs

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
Yes

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
My dad.

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
n/a

Do you tell people how you feel?
Only Chod.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
No

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
No, I've given up.

How many people do you fully trust?
One

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
I don't remember.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
No. Blueberry.

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
In a heartbeat.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
No

Best summer of your life?
2007

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Chod

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I don't have a cell phone.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Strawberries

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They wouldn't care.

Are you a friendly person?
I try to be, but I don't think people think I am.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
n/a

How did you wake up this morning?
alarm clock

Are all of your friends virgins?
Yes

Any lyrics in your head?
"American Science" by Duran Duran ::

 

[Psychedelicious]

Serve me a survey

Hey, I like dumb surveys. Well, kind of. I never ever ever take them though, because I absolutely have no reason to what-so-ever, but now I do. Not really, but still....

Hi, your name is?
Aurora

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
Secret

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Never not ever

Ever sang to the person you liked?
Nooo

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Absolutely not

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
No one

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
one person

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
yes

Have you ever broken a couple up?
no

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
no

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
I don't think so

So, what do you want for your birthday?
I don't want anything because I already know I won't get anything...

Did you sleep alone last night?
with a dog

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
don't really care

What kind of phone do you have?
some stupid phone

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
Horrible

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
They do not exist

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
I don't know

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
It depends where it is

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
I don't like these questignjfg

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip, not tongue ever, but preferably neither.

Do you like to make the first move?
Hate it

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
I don't even know

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
it isn't because they do not exist

Were you anyone's first kiss?
No

Do you think age matters in relationship?
It depends how big the difference is

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
If I had an ID card I'm sure I would completely despise the picture

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
I don't know

Are you attracted to males or females?
awwwh I like boys

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
I would punch them in the face, because I know that is beyond the realm of possibilities.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Absolutely not

Have you ever been in true love?
Never

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Who counts this kind of thing?

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
No one, ever.

What exactly are you wearing now?
A black shirt, and pink pants. Amazingly not all black.

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
Yeahhhhh!

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
I don't know really

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
Because they don't exist

Do you tell people how you feel?
Rarely

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
Neverrrrr

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Noo

How many people do you fully trust?
No one at all

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
No one ever.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
Wasn't this question already asked?

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
I'm sure I would.

Do you like when people play with your hair?


Best summer of your life?
summer always sucks

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
I don't even remember

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
Have I ever even texted anyone???

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Strawberries

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Not really

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
Rolling of the eyes

Are you a friendly person?
Pure evil.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

How did you wake up this morning?
WAKE UP

Are all of your friends virgins?
I don't have any friends

Any lyrics in your head?
guns guns gunsssssss.

 

[lurknomore]

Hi, your name is?
Ariel

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
I don't know

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Nope

Ever sang to the person you liked?
No...

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Don't know

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Hmmm... my mom couldn't afford to... my brother maybe?

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One person

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Yes

Have you ever broken a couple up?
No

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
No

Have you ever been in a car accident?
No

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
Other than my children- no

So, what do you want for your birthday?
I can't think of anything

Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
I don't like it, but I don't judge people because of it.

What kind of phone do you have?
Samsung

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
My son ::

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
If my only ex called me, I would be more annoyed than surprised, because he usually only calls me to chew me out about stuff involving the kids.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
No

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
I guess I play it off... it happens so often I don't even think about it.

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
Kissing

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
Neither

Do you like to make the first move?
No

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
Not sure

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
No

Were you anyone's first kiss?
No

Do you think age matters in relationship?
Maybe... it shouldn't matter, but it could make a difference as far as having things in common and being at a similar maturity level.

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
Sure

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
I think my son is about 45 inches tall...

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
I would tell him/her to check it again... because right now that would be impossible.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Don't know

Have you ever been in true love?
No

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Too many to count.

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
No one has ever been in my room except for family.

What exactly are you wearing now?
My work clothes- black slacks and a t-shirt with a long sleeved shirt underneath... plus I'm wearing a sweatshirt on top of that

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
Yes

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
I guess my ex.

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
Too many issues... plus I wasn't in love with him to begin with.

Do you tell people how you feel?
Not really

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
No

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
No

How many people do you fully trust?
None.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Probably my daughter.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
Yes

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
Probably... it would depend on the bug, and whether I could cover it with chocolate first ::

Do you like when people play with your hair?
I don't know... it would depend on my mood I guess.

Best summer of your life?
They've all been pretty mundane as an adult... probably one from when I was little- no specific one though, sometime in the 80s.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My kids... besides my kids, I just had a conference with my son's teacher.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I don't text.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Grapes

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
I think my mom would be shocked because I've never been even remotely interested in that kind of thing- but she has one, so she wouldn't be upset or anything like that.

Are you a friendly person?
I think so... not in a super "outgoing" kind of way, but I do talk to people well enough when they initiate conversations.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yes

How did you wake up this morning?
Alarm clock

Are all of your friends virgins?
What friends?

Any lyrics in your head?
"Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups

 

[SnowLily]

Hi, your name is?

Most of my friends don't even know that...<_<;

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?

Uhm...it's been a few years since I actually wanted to kiss someone but...my best friend in middle school I think.

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?

Nope.

Ever sang to the person you liked?

I...don't think so...no.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

No.

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?

My grandma probably.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?

Neither.

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?

Not really, I don't really care.

Have you ever broken a couple up?

No...but I want to...I reeeally want too.

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?

No.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yeah a few when I was little, I dont actually remember any of them though.

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?

No.

So, what do you want for your birthday?

Nothing.

Did you sleep alone last night?

Aside from my cat, yeah.

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?

Don't care, I kinda like the smell of cigarette smoke so...

What kind of phone do you have?

Don't remember, I turned it off and stuck it in the bottom of my closet somewhere because I got tired of people calling me.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...

Hmmm...*mumbles something rude*

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?

Very much so considering they don't exist.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

No.

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?

I usually just laugh it off.

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?

Neither...

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?

Lip.

Do you like to make the first move?

No.

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?

Probably not, I'd be too busy wondering what insanity inspired me to get married in the first place.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?

...these questions suck man...-.-

Were you anyone's first kiss?

Uhm...doubt it.

Do you think age matters in relationship?

Maturity level matters, but age...not really.

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:

No.

How tall is the last person you kissed?:

About 5' 10".

Are you attracted to males or females?

Both...I guess.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?

Assume aliens had laid eggs in my stomach...?

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

10 years is a long time...but I kinda doubt it.

Have you ever been in true love?

I think...maybe...kind of...

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Once. Never again...

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?

Nobody.

What exactly are you wearing now?

Black shirt, black jeans, black hoodie, black belt. ^_^;

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?

Uhm...someone important...? I might cry if my cat dies...maybe.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?

Hmmm...every guy who's ever met me.

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?

Because they DIDN'T EXIST.

Do you tell people how you feel?

Nope, I get called emotionless a lot.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?

No.

Are you currently looking for a significant other?

No.

How many people do you fully trust?

Two.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?

Nope.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

My dad I think.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?

I feel like I've answered this before...?

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?

Yes, as long as I got the money up front.

Do you like when people play with your hair?

No.

Best summer of your life?

Hmmm...any summer of my middle school years.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My grandma.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?

Never texted.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?

Strawberries...with sweetened condensed milk.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Yeah, I want five piercings and a tattoo.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

They wouldn't care.

Are you a friendly person?

Depends on my mood, usually no.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

Yeah...well it's blurry because I was drunk as hell, but unfortunately I remember it.

How did you wake up this morning?

To my cat standing on my face. -.-

Are all of your friends virgins?

Nope.

Any lyrics in your head?

Scentless Apprentice by Nirvana.

 

[Miami]

Hi, your name is?
miami

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
a stupid bitch

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
no

Ever sang to the person you liked?
yes. alot

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i hope so but doubt it

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
i wouldnt tell anyone

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
one person

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
yes

Have you ever broken a couple up?
yes

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
no

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
yes. heavy emphasis on "meant"

So, what do you want for your birthday?
to be left alone

Did you sleep alone last night?
yes

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
meh


Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed on the cheek is...
awesome.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed on the mouth is...
a stupid bitch

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
yes

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
as ling as its not more than me

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
play it off

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
kissing

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
tongue

Do you like to make the first move?
no


Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
no

Were you anyone's first kiss?
yes

Do you think age matters in relationship?
no

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
its w/e

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
shorter than me

Are you attracted to males or females?
females

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
n/a

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
hopefully

Have you ever been in true love?
I thought i was, but I easily confuse love and lust

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
too many to count

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
my dog.. wait, person? yeah, my dog (same)


Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
because my relationship with her wasnt healthy

Do you tell people how you feel?
depends who they are

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
no

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
no

How many people do you fully trust?
ha!

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
no


Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
yeah

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
depends


If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
grapes

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes, both


Are you a friendly person?
yes but im not if i dont like you

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
yes

How did you wake up this morning?
tired


Any lyrics in your head?
Coheed And Cambria Devil in The Jersey City [/QUOTE]

 

[Dronee]

1. Hi, your name is?

Dronee is Dronee is Dronee

2. Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?

No one

3. Ever walked in on your friends having sex?

No

4. Ever sang to the person you liked?

Yes

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

When I see a pig flying wearing a tight red underwear who saves damsels in distress, maybe. Otherwise, no.

6. If you went to jail, who would bail you out?

No one.

7. Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?

One person.

8. Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?

I already know how they see me.

9. Have you ever broken a couple up?

No, but I helped a couple get back together when I was in college.
He was then my enemy, but I decided to help him out and he became a friend.

10. Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?

No, I'm a celibate monk, I don't drink.

11. Have you ever been in a car accident?

No, came close several times though.

12. Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?

No

13. So, what do you want for your birthday?

Lots of arts supply. I can't draw at all now, but I'd like to learn.

14. Did you sleep alone last night?

Yes, I always do.

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?

Not a beneficial habit.

15. What kind of phone do you have?

One very old, one ancient and another is a relic from the early Paleozoic era.

16. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...

No one.

17. Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?

Seeing that I don't have any, it would make me question my view of reality and surmise that I really am in the Matrix. The glitch in the system would prompt me to 'follow the white rabbit'. So, yes, I would be surprised to know that I am 'The Chosen One'.

18. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

If I had one, then yes.

19. When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?

I correct myself immediately without anyone knowing usually. Otherwise, I would just continue walking.

20. Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?

Holding hands.

21. Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?

I'm a monk. We don't do that.

22. Do you like to make the first move?

Neutral

23. Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?

Remarry if I can find someone as wonderful as my spouse. If I'd been the one to die, I'd want my spouse to be happy.

24. Is it awkward when you run into your ex?

Don't have any.

25. Were you anyone's first kiss?

No

26. Do you think age matters in relationship?

To some degree.

27. Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?

No.

28. How tall is the last person you kissed?

Not applicable.

29. Are you attracted to males or females?

Females.

30. What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?

I'd look carefully at him to see if he's mad.

31. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

I doubt it.

32. Have you ever been in true love?

There is no true love, only degrees of love.

33. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed

Not applicable.

34. Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?

My friends. This was about a decade ago. Oh wait... that's the second last. The last is my friend. Which was about four years ago...

35. What exactly are you wearing now?

T-Shirt and pants.

36. Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?

If the person died, then probably.

37. Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?

My family members, my once close female friends

38. Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?

N/A

39. Do you tell people how you feel?

Used to. But nowadays I just grin.

40. Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?

No.

41. Are you currently looking for a significant other?

No

42. How many people do you fully trust?

I don't know.

43. Have you smoked a cigarette today?

I am a monk.

44. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

None.

45. Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?

Alone

46. Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?

Depends on the specifics.

47. Do you like when people play with your hair?

I would get very annoyed indeed.

48. Best summer of your life?

1997. The sunshine all over, a basketball game on our hands... The holidays...

49. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Family member.

50. Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?

No. He's my colleague and friend.

51. If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?

This question is too tough.

52. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

I am a monk. But no.

53. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

It's possible that they chase me out of the house. (Living with parents is the norm where I come from because of finances)

54. Are you a friendly person?

To my friends, yes. To people who are friendly yes. To the hostile, usually no.

55. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

NA.

56. How did you wake up this morning?

By myself. No alarm clocks.

57. Are all of your friends virgins?

Yes. We form a monkhood called the Order of Drones... Seriously though, that is the norm in many Asian countries. And was the norm in Western countries until the recent decades.

58. Any lyrics in your head?

Beatles' Yesterday.

 

[xSleepy]

Hi, your name is?
my nickname is sleepy...

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
His name begins with an E

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
omg no, that would be gross. I don't even have friends. Thank gawd I haven't walked in on anyone having sex ever.

Ever sang to the person you liked?
lol no

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
yeah

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
hopefully my mom would.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
love one person

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
sometimes, but id rather not know, cause it's probably all bad or stupid.

Have you ever broken a couple up?
I don't know, I guess maybe I have... kinda

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
No

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nope

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
No 8[

So, what do you want for your birthday?
My birthday isnt for another 6 months. And I have no idea what I would want.

Did you sleep alone last night?
No, I slept with kittehs

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
I don't know

What kind of phone do you have?
I think it's a Nokia. It's kinda old now and it's a prepaid one. I need a new one but too bad I can't afford it.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
actually not a person, it was my kitteh.

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
I don't have an ex

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
Yeah it does. Depends when and where they drink and how often.

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
omg thats like my worst nightmare, to trip infront of people. I dont know what I usually do, just get up and keep walking and I guess laugh it off, even though im really crying inside lol.

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
Both seem nice

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
neither

Do you like to make the first move?
Sometimes... I like to flirt =)

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
I don't think so =(

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
I don't have an ex

Were you anyone's first kiss?
Hopefully I will be someones first kiss soon

Do you think age matters in relationship?
I don't know. I think it depends more on maturity.

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
No, it's horrible. It was taken 3 years ago when I was going through my weird stage and really hated the world lol. And I had really short hair cause I got mad and cut it :\

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
I kissed my kitteh last, and hes tiny.

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males FTW

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
probably laugh

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I hope so

Have you ever been in true love?
Yes I have ♥ ♥ ♥

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
I've never kissed anyone

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
No one

What exactly are you wearing now?
Mens sweatpants, a baggy shirt I stole from my brother, and a big pink robe. I know, sexy right?

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
I don't know. I might be too shocked to cry.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
I don't know, my bf I guess.

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
I've only been in love with one person... and I don't have an ex!

Do you tell people how you feel?
Online I'm honest about when I'm feeling bad. In real life though I never let anyone know when I'm feeling emotionally down or something.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
Hell no. I don't even think a 13 year old should be dating yet, too young in my opinion.

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
I haz one, even though he sucks sometimes lol

How many people do you fully trust?
I don't think I trust anyone

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Noppers

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My bf

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
I slept with kittehs

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
No

Do you like when people play with your hair?
I used to HATE it when people touched my hair. No one has messed with my hair in years, I don't know how I'd feel about it now. Probably still wouldn't like it.. unless my bf was playing with it

Best summer of your life?
summer sucks, so I can't possibly have a "best"

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mom

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I don't know who I last texted

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
strawberries... im slightly allergic to grapes =(

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Noppers. Actually, there's a tattoo I keep thinking of getting in a very private area which no one will be able to see.. not even me lol. Probably wont happen though.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
I don't know. My mom will probably wonder why I wasted money on a tattoo, otherwise she'd probably like it.


Are you a friendly person?
Yeah I think so.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
...

How did you wake up this morning?
My mom woke me up, and then I realized how freakin sick I felt.

Are all of your friends virgins?
No


Any lyrics in your head?
Nope

 

[Nack]

Hi, your name is?
Nack

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
AgrophobiaKatie

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Yes many many many times.

Ever sang to the person you liked?
I sang with passion.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yes

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Jesus

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Loving to many can be costly

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
They can stare at my ass all they want.

Have you ever broken a couple up?
Plenty, and i also ate them. KitKats are so good.

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
I drink 24hours a day

Have you ever been in a car accident?
My mommy drives me around

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
Sure

So, what do you want for your birthday?
Birthday cake with a stripper in the middle that pops up.

Did you sleep alone last night?
I sleep with my dolls

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
It smells like shit, and i hate it.

What kind of phone do you have?
I'm too poor to afford one.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
My mommy

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
INVALID

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
INVALID


When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
INVALID

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
kissing?INVALID


Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
INVALID


Do you like to make the first move?
INVALID


Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
INVALID


Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
INVALID


Were you anyone's first kiss?
INVALID


Do you think age matters in relationship?
INVALID


Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
INVALID


How tall is the last person you kissed?:
INVALID


Are you attracted to males or females?
INVALID


What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
INVALID

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
hopefully, yeah.. by the time i'm 31? yes

Have you ever been in true love?
INVALID

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
INVALID

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
INVALID


What exactly are you wearing now?
MY SKIN

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
INVALID


Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
a lot of people? INVALID


Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
INVALID


Do you tell people how you feel?
INVALID


Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
INVALID


Are you currently looking for a significant other?
INVALID


How many people do you fully trust?
INVALID


Have you smoked a cigarette today?
INVALID

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
INVALID


Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
INVALID


Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
INVALID

Do you like when people play with your hair?
INVALID


Best summer of your life?INVALID


Who was the last person you talked to in person?
INVALID


Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
INVALID


If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
INVALID


Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
INVALID


How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
INVALID


Are you a friendly person?
INVALID


Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
INVALID


How did you wake up this morning?
INVALID


Are all of your friends virgins?
INVALID


Any lyrics in your head?
INVALID


SOOOO LONG I HAD TO IMPROVISE!

 

[Jake123]

btw Kate this sounds like it was pulled off of a 12 year old girl's myspace. XD

 

[agoraphobickatie]

yeah, i'm pretty sure they all sound that way... ?

 

[vj288]

...anybody bored? haha Re: YES

1. Hi, your name is? You can call me vj


2. Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?

Girl person

3. Ever walked in on your friends having sex?

Knocking is important!

4. Ever sang to the person you liked?

Why would I ever do such a horrible thing to a person

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Magic 8 ball says: Outlook does not look good

6. If you went to jail, who would bail you out?

I would not need to be bailed out, I'd break out.

7. Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?

One love

8. Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?

Extremely.

9. Have you ever broken a couple up?

Not that I know of, but my brother and girlfriend did break up 2 days after meeting me. Hmmm.

10. Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?

Negatory

11. Have you ever been in a car accident?

Barely

12. Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?

Not unless I can get the time machine to work

13. So, what do you want for your birthday?

I want answers, and I want them now!

14. Did you sleep alone last night?

Me myself and I

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?

Fine by me, prefer outside though. Also don't want to get high 2nd hand please thank you.

15. What kind of phone do you have?

It's red, and has a blue case, and a screen, and is awesome and stuff.

16. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...

Imaginary. It was so romantic, I may add.

17. Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?

I would, considering I wasn't aware we were dating ::

18. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Nope nope. Would they mind if I didn't?

19. When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?

I play it off embarrassingly.

20. Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?

hmm, I don't know, any volunteers?

21. Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?

Neither

22. Do you like to make the first move?

Only in chess, scrabble, and connect4

23. Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?

My wife just died, show some respect! ::

24. Is it awkward when you run into your ex?

More interesting than awkward, seeing as I wasn't aware I had an ex...

25. Were you anyone's first kiss?

Fortunately for the world no

26. Do you think age matters in relationship?

No, within reason

27. Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?

Drivers ID: Okay, I look like a convict but that's okay. I was hypothetically in prison above
Student ID:Yeah, it's blah but nothing wrong it.
Passport: EW no, my hair looks like it has enough grease to run a car.

28. How tall is the last person you kissed?

i
(see what I did there? "i" is an imaginary number, to define the height of an imaginary person. Isn't math fun!)

29. Are you attracted to males or females?

Girls

30. What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?

OMG I'm going to be a daddy!

31. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

I don't think that far ahead

32. Have you ever been in true love?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breath*ooooooooooooooooooooooo

33. How many times have you kissed the last person you kisse

i^2 times. (Math again!)

34. Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?

I would say my dog, but I guess he's family. So my friend, I think we were debating whether law school or medical school is more difficult. Makes sense, considering he's an engineer and I'm a psyche/philo major.

35. What exactly are you wearing now?

Holey socks, old wind pants, blue gym shorts, and a long sleeve college shirt.

36. Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?

Probably not, I'd feel more sad than usual though.

37. Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?

My mom, sister maybe?

38. Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?

well, since my ex would have to either be imaginary or someone who managed to date me without telling me, it's either a) because I don't love myself so it's impossible to love a figment of my imagination, as it is a part of me nonetheless or b) It's hard to love someone who's secretly dating you.

39. Do you tell people how you feel?

People people? never ever ever. Internet people? Only stuff I want to bitch and moan about

40. Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?

*blows rape whistle* Oh wait...

41. Are you currently looking for a significant other?

No

42. How many people do you fully trust?

Not even myself

43. Have you smoked a cigarette today?

Not today or any day

44. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?

My mom I think? But I don't think that counts. Other than her no one I don't think

45. Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?

All by myself

46. Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?

What kind of bug? You know what, who cares as long as it's not poisonous and preferably not alive why not.

47. Do you like when people play with your hair?

I like it when I play with my hair. Another person doing it sounds nice...

48. Best summer of your life?

The one at boy scout camp when I told a week long story. It was awesome.

49. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mom. I was half asleep and she was asking me the same thing she does every morning, if the dog can come in and sleep. YES, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES. Now let me go back to sleep.

50. Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?

Mmhmm yes indeed.

51. If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?

Grapes

52. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Nope

53. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

Is this what you really want? Okay I hope you don't regret it in 20 years...

54. Are you a friendly person?

I would like to be

55. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

No, I must have been sleeping. Or maybe it's because IT NEVER HAPPENED. These questions are making me so confused.

56. How did you wake up this morning?

BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP..

57. Are all of your friends virgins?

Yeah we don't talk about that, but I'm going with no

58. Any lyrics in your head?

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry, sometimes life is not enough, the road gets tough and I don't know why

 

[Arthur_Dent]

Re: ...anybody bored? haha Re: YES

1. Hi, your name is?
Arthur Philip Dent

2. Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
I don't know her name

3. Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Never

4. Ever sang to the person you liked?
I've never talked to the persons I've liked

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Not at all, I don't believe in miracles

6. If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
I'm too dork to end up in jail, but in the hypothetical case, my brother

7. Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One

8. Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Too much for my own good

9. Have you ever broken a couple up?
I can't imagine how would I do such thing

10. Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
No

11. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Lame contact among two buses, just a scratch

12. Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
Not in 09 not never, actually, 09 was the worst year of my life

13. So, what do you want for your birthday?
Not caring about it

14. Did you sleep alone last night?
Of course I did, unless you count my brother up there in the bunk bed

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
I have asthma, I absolutely hate it

15. What kind of phone do you have?
Some generic nokia, nothing fancy

16. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
How can be last when there is no first

17. Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
What ex? these questions are starting to getting me mad

18. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
More of that? which girlfriend?

19. When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
Trip to somewhere or being high on drugs? In that case I never trip

20. Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
How the hell would I know, I've never done any of those to compare

21. Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
None

22. Do you like to make the first move?
I think not, basically that's my problem

23. Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
Is getting harder to imagine myself be married at any age, not to mention re-marriage

24. Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
What ex?

25. Were you anyone's first kiss?
No

26. Do you think age matters in relationship?
No for the sake of age itself

27. Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?
I don't really care about it

28. How tall is the last person you kissed?
I've never kissed anyone, cut this crap off

29. Are you attracted to males or females?
Females and only females

30. What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Say that he's a terrible doctor

31. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
It doesn't matter what I think

32. Have you ever been in true love?
I think that involves reciprocity so no

33. How many times have you kissed the last person you kisse
Enough of this kissing crap

34. Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
I don't have a room

35. What exactly are you wearing now?
Jeans, a grey t-shirt and a black open sweater

36. Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
Surely

37. Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
Actually seen me, I don't know, being with me at that this, this friend

38. Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
Because she doesn't exists so I was never in love with her to begin

39. Do you tell people how you feel?
Very few have that debatable priviledge

40. Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
Hell no

41. Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Waiting for one but not looking, my core problem is that I can't look for one

42. How many people do you fully trust?
Less than 3

43. Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Not today not never

44. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Nobody

45. Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
Again this question?

46. Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
A sterilized cooked bug, yes

47. Do you like when people play with your hair?
How would I know

48. Best summer of your life?
There are no summers here

49. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mom

50. Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I've never texted anyone

51. If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Strawberries

52. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No

53. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They'll freak out and get mad

54. Are you a friendly person?
Sometimes

55. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Again, cut the kisses crap off

56. How did you wake up this morning?
By myself

57. Are all of your friends virgins?
No

58. Any lyrics in your head?
Not now


You know, this survey didn't got me out of boredom, it obviously it was directed to normal people, so it end up getting me mad

 

[Phoenixx]

Hi, your name is?
Phoenixx

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
Let's not discuss this shall we?

Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
No.

Ever sang to the person you liked?
I don't sing. Really.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Nope.

If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
Most likely my parents. They'd only bail me out to kill me later. Don't ask me what I'd go to jail for because I really don't know.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Love one person.

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Always.

Have you ever broken a couple up?
No.

Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
Nope.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes. Small one, nothing major. Still completely freaked me out though.

Have you kissed someone in 09 that meant a lot to you?
No.

So, what do you want for your birthday?
Hmm.... I'll have to think about this one. When I come up with something I'll let you know. ::

Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes. My cat wouldn't even come sleep with me. He's been doing this lately, leaving me just as I'm about to go to bed. He's probably pissed at me for some reason.

How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
Sure, I hate smoking, but I don't really give a crap as long as they don't do it around me.

What kind of phone do you have?
A really crappy cheap Verizon phone. You know, those awful prepaid ones. Yeah...

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is...
Absolutely no one.

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
I don't have an ex. Looks like no one's calling me.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
If I had a boyfriend, I'd only be concerned if it was getting out of hand. If he had an occasional drink every now and then, obviously it wouldn't bother me.

When you trip, do you get embarrassed or just play it off?
If I'm in public, both. Or if I'm by myself or at home and I trip, sometimes I just burst out laughing. ::

Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
Um... I wouldn't know. I guess I'd prefer both?

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
Lip. Actually I wouldn't do either (tongue rings gross me out), but if I REALLY had to choose, definitely lip.... Although I would like to get my right eyebrow done someday....

Do you like to make the first move?
God no.

Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
If my spouse just died? No.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
Well, seeming I don't have an ex....

Were you anyone's first kiss?
No.

Do you think age matters in relationship?
Depends.

Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card?:
I'm never satisfied with any picture of myself.

How tall is the last person you kissed?:
What's up with "the last person you kissed" questions? Guess they're just a reminder of what I haven't experienced.

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
How in the world did that happen? And I totally think you're lying to me.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No.

Have you ever been in true love?
Nope.

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
A bajillion times nothing.

Who was the last person in your room with you other than family?
My friend the other night when we were redoing my schedule.

What exactly are you wearing now?
An oversized t-shirt and loungepants. I'm lazy.

Would you cry if you lost someone important right now?
I think it would take me a while. I know when I've had close family members die in the past, I would feel mostly numb for a few days. Like the feeling hadn't even sunk in yet.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
Actually physically seen me at my worst? No one. I tend to not let people witness how I'm truly feeling if I'm in one of those depressing moods.

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
More ex questions? I can't be in love with absolutely nothing.

Do you tell people how you feel?
Sometimes. This site helps a ton with that.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
God no.

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
No. I'm more like wishing. I'll get over it.

How many people do you fully trust?
Fully trust 100%? Hm..... I honestly don't really know anymore. I'd say myself, but I'm still unsure even about that.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
I don't remember.

Did you sleep alone last night, if not with who?
This has already been asked.

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
Um... Probably not. With my luck, it'll probably be a spider. :O And that will NEVER happen.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
Not really, no. Unless you're going to straighten it for me, then be my guest!

Best summer of your life?
Hm... That's hard.... Pretty much every summer from my childhood up til age 9.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mom.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
I'm not attracted to him, but when he pulls himself together he looks pretty good. He's usually pretty average.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
Both! I'm not picking just one.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I have yet to get my second piercing in my ears, and I'd also like the top of my right ear pierced... And my eyebrow... That's about it. No tattoos for me unless they're henna.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
My dad wouldn't talk to me and my mom would go on a spiel of how "I shouldn't have gotten it... Then it'll look even worse once I'm older... You're stupid... blah blah blah."

Are you a friendly person?
I can be, yeah.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
I have no memory of that... So that must mean it never happened.... Or maybe I have amnesia. :O What if my whole life is just one big lie?!

How did you wake up this morning?
First time I woke up at 6:30am for some random reason. Then I got a cramp and didn't go back to sleep until an hour later. Then I woke up at 9:16am.

Are all of your friends virgins?
No.

Any lyrics in your head?
Day in and day out, watch him scream, watch him shout through the silence, through the silence. Give him ears give him eyes, give some point to the cries and the violence. Oh, the violence. Hear him scream your name. I would like to introduce Mr. Sensitive....