Awright, Hellhound!
Do ah speak "pirate"...? :thinking: If ah said "Aye, aye, Captain", would ye believe me? See what ah did there, eh? A wee a jokey joke!
Seriously, though, ah just speak in Scots & English - kinda mix the two, really. With English being ma 2nd language, as ye can probably tell. :ironicsmile:
Though, in a less cheerful mood, ma response would be: "Get tae f**k!". :veryangry: By which ah mean, "F%*k off!" - which doesnae mean "Go away!" It means "F%*k off!". Basically, right, it's like this. If a Scottish person tell ye tae "F**k off!" Off you will f**k! Just sayin'... Don't think am offended or anythin', am no'.
(Aye, ah know, the letter "t" is missin' - that's how the word "not" is said in Scots dialect)
Ah'd love tae continue this wee ligustic adventure/lesson but it'd probably get too confusin' - if it isnae already? And ah tend tae ramble on when am writin'...
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