oh gosh, why does everyone have to be such a drama queen? :

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can't you just leave and come back with sangria and a cocktail hat every blue moon or something?
mrb, sorry I was mean to you the other day (if I was?) but I'll miss ya!!
Can't help but grin and think of Right Said Fred songs in my head every time I see your avatar and now it'll be all gone-?? :

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and sorry if I seemed to be flirtin' with ya and chased you away or made the missus jealous! it was only cause I thought you were gay anyway!! so...
((hugs and kisses and be good on the way!!))
Feathers (who isn't drunk but has had too many Japanese and Korean dramas for her sanity, while editing a too-mangled article or two)