Your anxiety and the apocalypse

If this zombie thing ever goes down, I plan to kill one and roast it over a fire. Sliced zombie with mayonnaise and bacon (from zombie pig) with lettuce and tomato on a sesame seed bun. Dee lish!
 

Section_31

Well-known member
I'd probably be one of the zombies.

I dunno about that one mikey, being Australian, OBVIOUSLY you have one of those badass stainless steel razor edged boomerangs from mad maxx that can decapitate numerous zombies with just one throw! ;)

being Canadian, all I have are snowballs....>.>.......maybe with rocks in them!
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
I dunno about that one mikey, being Australian, OBVIOUSLY you have one of those badass stainless steel razor edged boomerangs from mad maxx that can decapitate numerous zombies with just one throw! ;)
Hey, I forgot about that! I'll just tune in to my inner Aborigine and let loose with the boomerangs made of chainsaw blades. ;)

^ I'd be an anti-social zombie. I'm not going to eat people, I want to be alone.
How would you get sustenance? :eek:
 

ITcrowdfan

Member
I think I'd do pretty well being a mechanic/handyman. I wouldn't do well in a large group though, too much politics - just 3 or 4 people from the SA support group or sci-fi group I attend would be good.
 

Kiwong

Well-known member
Hey, I forgot about that! I'll just tune in to my inner Aborigine and let loose with the boomerangs made of chainsaw blades. ;)


How would you get sustenance? :eek:

Plenty of dead cattle, and kangaroos. An ethical zombie.
 

Pacific_Loner

Pirate from the North Pole
Since I'm doing way better on my own in any kind of situation, I assume it would be the same in an apocalypse context, OR I would be stuck worrying about the people I care about, and I would die trying to make sure they are safe.

Strangely, I don't think I would trust anyone to take care of me, other than myself.
 

MollyBeGood

Well-known member
The apocalypse is always coming, Yet, wow, It never has. I used to dream of empty streets, now I just moved somewhere where there is no one, so it IS real and wonderful that way. Lots of wild game here to hunt and woods to live in. No worries. Goodbye society.
 
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