Green, unfortunately your situation is being met with a lot of humour from others who don't realise the seriousness of your situation. Maybe you should pretend to be a good looking woman, and they will be tripping over themselves to help you mate.
I knew people were having a laugh on the thread before I posted so the posts don't bother me. When I saw the thread I just posted and it kinda was good being able to put down what I was thinking. It's a hard thing to talk about to people I know. I've seen some of the stuff people were talking about anyway.
I'm in Ireland and from what I know there isn't a big problem with that type of stuff over here. I've seen it in teh movies and think it's more an American thing but don't know how bad it is there either.
I was in a similar situation when i was younger, and got into trouble with the drink. If you went down, where would they send you, and when is your sentencing date ?
I've another month to go before sentencing so want to make the most of it. I'd probably end up in Mountjoy - the main prison in Dublin. I've heard alot about it - it's a Victorian prison from 1850 or something and it seems a bad place because it is so old - you still have to slop out there - no toilets in teh cells. Hard to believe that they still do that.