I'm from my mother's loins. Partly my father's, too.
I live in southern New Jersey. Not one of the pretty parts, though. I'm just outside of Philadelphia, which is one of the dirtiest cities one can ever see. At least in the US of A. I really do like it, but there's so much litter everywhere.
As more people move from Philly to my town, one has an ever-increasing opportunity to pick up someone else's trash. Other than that, I'd love to be somewhere else. Like my own fiefdom, complete with castle and villages to protect from plundering neighbors.