This is actually a post about what I did last night. For those that don't know, I went to Sydney for a buck's night and some nightclubbing afterwards with 5 mates (John, Darren, Phil, Dean, Blake). Many things happened but I'll try to abbreviate as much as possible:
- Drove up with a car full of males minus Dean. The three in the back were getting very drunk and causing shenanigans.
- Had to make 4 attempts to reverse park while some random stranger was watching me.
- Had dinner at a Greek restaurant where there were belly dancers and some nice finger food.
- I wanted water for a drink because I was designated driver, and the waitress scoffed and made fun of me for drinking water!
- Piled on a bus to go to Star City Casino in Sydney with a lot of Greek, rowdy men.
- Darren bought 5 long island ice teas that cost $95...I still had water.
- John gets kicked out of the casino for being too drunk, when Blake was practically stumbling.
- We all decide to get into a cab to head to Kings Cross (the token seedy nightclub suburb) only to realise Blake is gone. We did not see him for the rest of the night and I still don't know if he's safely home.
- At Kings Cross, John gets rejected from a nightclub for being too drunk again.
- I get propositioned by a prostitute.
- Some weird old guy comes up to us to get us to read a poem he'd written. We told him to go away.
- Darren knocks a glass of water into my teeth accidentally as I try to take a drink. Water goes all over my face and my teeth started hurting from the impact.
- John and Darren try to pick up girls at a nightclub.
- Something I've noticed is that hem lines on girls' skirts are getting shorter and shorter. Not that I really should be complaining as a male, but it's something that's caught my attention. Basically, the sluttier you're dressed, the more attractive you feel is the kind of vibe I'm getting from girls.
- Phil and I had to leave at 2:15am as I had to be back home and starting work at 5am.
- We get a taxi back to my car, only to realise all of their crap is still in there and Blake left my window open! Lucky nothing was stolen.
- Phil and I had to drive through immense fog on the way back home. 100 speed limits turned into 60 as visibility was very low.
- Trying to get McDonald's proved impossible, as 4 places we tried failed to offer us what we wanted. Two were closed, despite them having a 24 hour drive through!
- Made it to work with 5 minutes to spare. Currently over 24 hours awake.
So basically, I had an average night. Too many drunk people and nights never seem to go as good as you think they will when you're too drunk. I'm glad I stayed sober.
