mrb
Well-known member
i just went to a new cafe on my bike and had a full english breakfast on the sea front , id eaten it all but 1 hash brown , now there was this seagull looking at me , so i threw it the hash brown , needless to say it grabbed it and flew away , with that this woman came out of the cafe and said love cant you read looking bit cross , pointing at a do not feed the seagulls sign , i said err well no iv been in a car accident and iv got a brain injury , iv lost the abillity to read , and i keep forgeting things as well , she looked at me and said are you taking the piss i said no i wish i was love , but its true , she looked at me for a bit , then i soppose she made her mind up i was telling the truth she said oh dont worry about it love , ill get you a cup of tea free on the house , i said thanks , and im sorry about feeding the seagull , no worries she said and i got a free cup of tea ....... was i naughty , i of course made it all up .... i await the wrath of spw ......