The unanswered questions of the universe

[RoomBound]

Why, when we call a phone number that turns out to be wrong, does someone always answer?

Where do babies come from?

 

[withlove]

What comes first.. the chicken or the egg?

 

[BlackPuma]

What comes first.. the chicken or the egg?

Neither, the form out of which the chicken evolved was first. :3

 

[kilojoule]

Neither, the form out of which the chicken evolved was first. :3

haha brilliant answer I will use that

 

[Seri]

So the universe started with Big Bang right?What was there before that i mean before the universe started?

Hm, as I recall from the Big Bang the universe is supposed to keep expanding and expanding etc.

I always liked to think that before the Big Bang there was another universe, that reached its end and started drawing everything in to create the Big Bang. So kinda like an endless cycle of Big Bangs? (though what started that cycle?) Of course I'm not going from any scientific knowledge here, just what would seem neat to me

 

[InfraRecon]

So the universe started with Big Bang right?What was there before that i mean before the universe started?

I heard it was just endless Friends re-runs...

 

[Dead_on_Arrival]

Hm, as I recall from the Big Bang the universe is supposed to keep expanding and expanding etc.

I always liked to think that before the Big Bang there was another universe, that reached its end and started drawing everything in to create the Big Bang. So kinda like an endless cycle of Big Bangs? (though what started that cycle?) Of course I'm not going from any scientific knowledge here, just what would seem neat to me

So if the universe is ever expanding, what is it expanding into?

 

[MrJones]

So if the universe is ever expanding, what is it expanding into?

A very, very fat guy.... God?

 

[mikebird]

No questions. Just a statement of fact.

Everyone's against me, preventing me from fulfilling my ultimate purpose in life.

...earning £€$

 

[MrJones]

No questions. Just a statement of fact.

Everyone's against me, preventing me from fulfilling my ultimate purpose in life.

...earning £€$

I'm not against you, so not everyone's against you
I'll let you make as much money as you want XD

 

[panicsurvivor]

My most recent coin flip on that subject said "tails". Interpret that however you want.


I think the better question is "Why is the status of the toilet seat such a big deal to anyone?"

LOL. Awesome Post!!!

 

[panicsurvivor]

Silly love songs. What's wrong with them I'd like to know?

Nice. Did you know he wrote that song in response to comments Lennon made about how he couldn't write anything but silly love songs?

 

[Helmaninquiel]

How do you keep a woman happy?

By doing what she
wants, when she
wants. >.<

 

[Deus_Ex_Lemur]

How do you keep a woman happy?

Lots of prayer and good 'vibrations'.

 

[Blabla..]

Lots of prayer and good 'vibrations'.

bhahaha

By doing what she
wants, when she
wants. >.<

oh really , is that so ?

 

[EasySkanking]

Why?? OH whyyy? WHY?

(I guess)

 

[arsenalwa]

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

 

[Seri]

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Your freezer doesn't have a light? Mine does. Unless you mean a fridge-freezer combo, I don't think the freezers in those have lights.

 

[ridicule]

Who wrote the book of love?

No one, the book doesn't exist.

 

[arsenalwa]

Say you dug a hole all the way through the center of the Earth, and jumped in, would you just stop at the center and stay there because of gravity?