SONG: LIVE WIHTOUT DRUGS, WITHOUT DRUGS AHAHA
NEGAS: Hello, as you know, IrreverenTV is part of TV Azteca, cool why not, so we have to support Live Without Drugs, to see if the youth in ecstasy stops. Let's see. ...Ironically, it seems like a drug addict made the logo. But well, let's get down to business: Don't do dru- DON'T BE IMBECILES, NO. Humanity is already very manipulable, weak-minded and stupid, under the influence of drugs even more. Wait, let me wear a labcoat and glasses to make what I'm saying more credible.
Dr. NEGAS: Every drug leaves us even more stupid than we already are, as though time they start messing the way brain works. Ir changes your logic, baby! That you don't even use when you're horny teens. But if you guys... let's not say "disgusting drug addicts parasites of their family", and just "consumers", you guys will say "WOAH WOAH BAD VIBES, WHAT A BAD TRIP BROTHER, NO NO", but every ****ing substance that changes our personality to just think about pleasure is part of the mental control to keep us asleep, doped and submissive. So we destroy each other, how sad, no? And you can turn against me and say we want to control you, that we say don't do drugs because we're anti-freedom, bad vibing decrepit old men. Then bend over and don't believe us. But at least inform yourselves by other means before doing stupidities. You got there the infinite internet of knowledge, because I assume you don't know what a book is and what it is for.
NEGAS: And what a boring animation, I know. I know. But be aware you're slaves of the system and the more drowzy or in trance you remain, less consicious you'll be of your own slavery. Thanks, bye.
NARRATOR: Dr. Negas, Maximum Knowledge. With Ph.D of Infinite Success in the Fields of Inteligence. Cherin-Plau Laboratories.
NEGAS: That doesn't even exist! That's a bunch of lies!
NARRATOR: Cherin-Plau, Cherin-Plau.