PugofCrydee
You want to know how I got these scars?
Oh the pointless crap I post
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Oh the pointless crap I post
They are the stupid ones that fly into the window pane and die from the concussion.Why do flies use window frames as graveyards?..?
Old people are always moving slowly. Have you ever seen an old person walking really fast before?Why do old people always slow you down when you're in a hurry?..?
Goofy: being crazy, ridiculous, or mildly ludicrous, silly....Just what is Goofy - a dog, human or something else?..
They are the stupid ones that fly into the window pane and die from the concussion.
Old people are always moving slowly. Have you ever seen an old person walking really fast before?
Goofy: being crazy, ridiculous, or mildly ludicrous, silly....
The cartoonist guy called the dog "Goofy" because he was it's definition
Like a Comedian is called a Comedian because they are the definition of the word Comedian. :thumbup:
oh, did you want someone to answer your questions or were they just rhetorical?
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Imagine going for a job interview and talking about how passionate you are about whatever, but instead of saying "passionate", slip in "passion fruit" and see if they notice
Good luck AlienGeranium!I asked my boss about a raise today, he said we can talk about it before my shift tomorrow. I'd been striving to ask for a while now, I'm glad I finally did. Hopefully I'm still glad after tomorrow
That is great news! Another day out there and he may not have fared too well.
^That is classic :bigsmile:Easter Sunday morning, I was on my pc with my headphones on waiting for my youngest boy to wake up. I had set out some Easter eggs for him to find as a treasure hunt.
I heard his bedroom door open and I turned to him as he said 'eh cun*?'
(insert naughty word for a womans private part)
I said 'pardon?'
'Eh cun*?'
I was shocked.. I sat there stunned... Then I realised and took my headphones off as he repeated 'Egg hunt?' mg:
This crap has got to change. I refuse to go through life getting screwed over because I'm afraid of some people.
You can start changing now by going to talk to that teacher. Otherwise you'll keep saying "next time I'll do it".
Easter Sunday morning, I was on my pc with my headphones on waiting for my youngest boy to wake up. I had set out some Easter eggs for him to find as a treasure hunt.
I heard his bedroom door open and I turned to him as he said 'eh cun*?'
(insert naughty word for a womans private part)
I said 'pardon?'
'Eh cun*?'
I was shocked.. I sat there stunned... Then I realised and took my headphones off as he repeated 'Egg hunt?' mg:
More than anything I'm worried I'll blush, which has been a growing problem for me and I find it horrifying.