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Graeme1988

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Ah dinnae think ah've got whit it takes to full recover from this recent surgery. The determination just isnae there... :sad:
 

Graeme1988

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Well, got up and walked from ma temporary sleepin' arrangement to tha livin' room couch anybuddy watchin' over me - yay me! No really, ah just too it slowly. Startin' tae kinda realise ah need tae help masel' more than rely upon others. As ah've been taught to for much of ma life.

Anyway, a small achievement, but an achievement nonetheless. Just wish ah didnae huv to wait for ma other leg brace and orthopedic trainers tae be ready. Cuz walkin' with only a pair auld, tattered, velcro trainer isnae ideal.

Still, ah picked a great week to get the flu. :kickingmyself: Don't know if ah'll even go to the comedy giig ah've got a ticket for on Wednesday? Then ah've got a gym visit with ma physiotherapy team on Thursday, then another comedy gig on Friday night.
 

Graeme1988

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Ye are what ye eat.

True, but it's doesnae exactly help aw the unhealthy shitty food is being bought because it's on offer. But then, ah don't get much say in the matter, my Mum's just too stubborn to listen to whit ah've got to say... Which is nuthin'.

What abut "thereabouts" recovery? "part" recovry??

^ Eh? D'ye mind re-phrasin' these questions? Ah dinnae ken whit yer wantin' tae know, here?

What about motivation, howzat?

No great, compared tae a few weeks ago. Everytime ah try an push masel' on, in terms of walkin' distance, ma Mum actively discourages me from doin' it. And any time ah disagree with any of her suggestions, she calls me lazy.

So, motivation... Other than "Get me tae f**k outta this livin' room!". It's pretty f***in' low, at the moment.
 

Graeme1988

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::(: Seems the lack of sleep is finally catchin' up with me. Didnae do much walking or exercise due to my legs feelin' really heavy. Suppose it wus fur the best?

Other than that, ma family are just being uncooperative, overbearin' c***s. Reveal psychology's their game noo. So everytime ah say: "No" or "Thanks, but ah dinnae want it" in their minds that means: "Aye, okay then..."
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Yet, if ah did that tae them, they'd f***in' ragin': "Whit did ah jist tell you...?"

Oh, and am still being talk to an treated like am 12. Does that just never stop when yer the youngest in the family? :kickingmyself: Cannae wait fur this perpetual misery tae buckin' end. :sad:
 

Graeme1988

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If only ah hud a mair interestin' life, then ah wouldnae be as borin'. And ah'd huv mair interestin' thing tae talk aboot, as opposed tae how the latest concert or comedy show ah attend went. But those seem tae be the only things ah've got to live for... Quite sad, when ye think aboot it. :sad:
 

Graeme1988

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Ah think ah'll take ma own life. Cuz y'know whit, I am done wae it this oppressive, man-hatin', feminist shite that get thrown at me oan a daily basis from ma family. They just keep chippin' away at ma self-esteem an confidence. Constantly underminding ma decisions... And take the piss outta me. Implying that am lazy an inferior cuz of ma gender. Which ah dinnae a agree with, but still, ye gotta make butch lesbians an militant feminists laugh somehow, eh?

And they say wimmin are the more sensitive sex... f**k off! If that were really true, how come ah get told tae f***in' "Man-up" whenever ah feel depressed or suicidal? Yet wimmin can talk aboot those feelings openly withoot fear of being seen as less of a wummin. Or weak or whatever negative connotation an stigma is associated wae depression an suicide.

Ah know... Whit da f**k happened tae me, eh? Ah used tae be such a happy-go-luck, positive person, didn't ah? Noo, ah've just become mair Scottish in ma outlook oan life. Dour, pessimistic, cynical an full uh suppressed rage. :kickingmyself:

Nae worries though, if am lucky enough ah'll drop deid of a massive stroke afore ah hit 40... Well, ah cun always hope fur that.
 

Graeme1988

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Cannae blame a man for tryin', can ye?

There just comes a point where ye cannae take much mair uh how yer being treated. Ah mean ah huv tried ma f***in' best tae treat ma family with some respect. Mair than they've shown me over tha years, certainly. And yet the ungrateful, obnoxious, uptight bints still cannae admit when they've done me wrong. Even when ah point it out... Never have and never will, cuz it's always my fault.

Funny how some wimmin - mainly feminists - never take responsibilty for their words an actions, yet they constantly go on at men until they do. Sorry, merely makin' a few observations about how fuct-up modern feminism is there.

Just needed tae vent ma frustration an angry there. :kickingmyself:
 

Graeme1988

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Well, I'm slowly makin' progress in post-surgery recovery. Which is good, but, ah've noticed lately that ma Mum an sister are still under the impression that they'll change me as a person forcing me intae social situations, and makin' me feel guilty everytime ah politely decline any of their suggestions...

See, ah don't know if yous realise jist how difficult life is when yer physically disabled fae birth an developmentally disabled via yer shitty upbringin'? But it's no easy, cuz yer always under pressure tae prove summit. That yer just as cool. Just as confident. Just as funny. Just as intelligent. Just as cultured. And just as educated as everybuddy else. When, the fact is, am nane uh those things. Quite the opposite, in fact. Seriously...

Ah mean, the fact ah didnae do well throughout ma school years doesnae exactly surprise me, when ma Mum wus the same. Plus, ah've felt that sense of belonging that everybuddy else seems tae huv, either socially or wae ma family. If anythin' ah felt like an outsider for much of ma life. And everytime ah did try tae fit in, just ended badly. Since ah always felt like a fraud for even attempting tae be like everybuddy else.

Though, ah definitely think ma relationship with ma dad would've probably worked, had ma Mum an oldest sister not continually told me how much of c*** he was. Cuz ah sure as f*** missed out of some valuable life lessons which he could've, rather than me learn them via endless mistakes. Because, and sorry if this isn't a particularly popular opinion but, wimmin don't really know how raise boys after the age of 12.

This whole idea that, wimmin are just capable at raising kids as men are, which modern feminism bangs on about isn't really true. Since most of under-achieve in school, and a vast amount of male criminal are raised by single mothers. Oh, and Hilter wus anaw - which is proof that mother doesnae always know best...

Sorry, didnae actually mean tae go intae that topic, specifically. It just been on ma mind, lately. Not that I'm an expert when it comes tae parenting. Ah guess it cuz am nearing 30 and don't feel ma life has any meaning or purpose. Just seem to be drifting along - uncertain, unsure and alone.
 

Graeme1988

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Why dae wimmin ask really dumb, or rhetorical questions? :question:

Just wonderin' cuz ah always get asked them. Mibbe it's just a Scottish thing. Like, a couple o' days ago, while on oor way up tae Glasgow, ma sister turns tae me an goes:

"Yer lookin' awfy doon the day. Whit's wrong? Ye tired?"​

And in ma heid am going: "Awww, f***in' well done, Miss Marple. Now d'ye want reveal the culprit o' this reprehensible crime?". It's like gie me a break. :eek:h: Ma family must be really dense tae ask me such a question when ah've been sleepin' in a shitty wee bed for tha last 3 months.

Oh, gee... Ah wonder why Graeme in such a crabbit mood an always knackered lately? :thinking:

Ma mum's worse, you blantantly ask rhetorical questions that ah feel dumb for answering, since ah know if ah go with the smart, sarcastic answer ah'll get that narra-eyed look o' contempt...
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"Huv ye ate yer tea?" Ah feel like going: "Naw, ah inserted it up ma arse"

Sorry, ah just loathe them sorta obvious questions.
 

Graeme1988

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Aww man, just when ah didnae think ah hud enough true stories tae tell yous here. An angry, blonde-haired Glaswegian wummin provides a buckin' hilarious, belter of tale on the penultimate evening of the 2016 Glasgow Comedy Festival. It's times like these that make so proud that ah prefer to observe - like most introverts - rather interact with people tae a greater extent.
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Get it right up ye, extroverts! :bigsmile:

So many stories tae tell, so many hysterical, verbatim quotes and intense, surreal moments. From stories of ma awkward high school days, and the profoundly surreal, native an utter daft things ma Mum says. To my experiences in the front row at comedy shows. And ah still huv'nae telt ye whit ma life's been like for the last 3 months. Fur goodness sake, that awfy, innit? :giggle:
 

Graeme1988

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Should ah feel in any way guilty for temporary puttin' ma rehab program on hold until ah get over this is really bad flu bug ah got? :question:

Ah think it's sensible ah don't walk too much if ah feel light-headed, which ah do. Plus, I'm really exhausted, lackin' in motivation and feelin' really down that ma recovery is going slower than expected. :sad:

Startin' tae doubt whether ah'll make the 2 goals ah've set for masel' by April 11th this year. Aye, it's only get back tae using crutches and get up the stairs, but still... There's part o' me that doesnae quite huv the confidence tae believe either of those will possible in such a short space o' time. ::(:
 
See, ah don't know if yous realise jist how difficult life is when yer physically disabled fae birth an developmentally disabled via yer shitty upbringin'? But it's no easy, cuz yer always under pressure tae prove summit. That yer just as cool. Just as confident. Just as funny. Just as intelligent. Just as cultured. And just as educated as everybuddy else. When, the fact is, am nane uh those things. Quite the opposite, in fact. Seriously...
... And just as self-opinionated, just as obnoxious, just as self-righteous, just as "perfect" (on the "outside"), just as "cookie-cutter successful", just as shiny-on-outside but rotten-on-inside, just as modern/hip/fashinabble, just as image-conscious, just as double-standarded, just as 2-faced, just as ............
Yep, i know the type, and i'm sure they would "do my head in" if i had to live with people like that!!! :eek:mg:

Ps: There's a damn good reason why i've lived alone for past nearly 20 years - it's that people "do me nut in". I tell you, if ye could somehow, someday, manage to get yur own pad & live by yurself, you wuld be in heaven, i say - heaven :perfect:
 
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Graeme1988

Hie yer hence from me heath!
... And just as self-opinionated, just as obnoxious, just as self-righteous, just as "perfect" (on the "outside"), just as "cookie-cutter successful", just as shiny-on-outside but rotten-on-inside, just as modern/hip/fashinabble, just as image-conscious, just as double-standarded, just as 2-faced, just as ............
Yep, i know the type, and i'm sure they would "do my head in" if i had to live with people like that!!!

^ Aye, like most SJWs or modern day feminists. But don't get me started on those c**ts! :kickingmyself:

Well, think yersel' luck that ye don't live with those types. Whereas ah huv tae suffer them on a daily basis, still living with ma family. Well, ah say family - it's just my mum and I. But ma oldest sister lives just on the next street, so she's no far from us.

Still, ah don't really like hanging out with ma family much, they're quite judgemental, bigoted folk, or they are with me. Which is why ah rarely express many of ma opinions, or thoughts anymore. Cuz they just tend to dismiss them as stupid or delight in lecturing me as tae why am wrong.

Ps: There's a damn good reason why i've lived alone for past nearly 20 years - it's that people "do me nut in". I tell you, if ye could somehow, someday, manage to get yur own pad & live by yurself, you wuld be in heaven, i say - heaven :perfect:

20 years?! Whoa! :applause: How d'ye cope when yer feelin' lonely, then? Or are ye like me and prefer yer ain company? Just wonderin' cuz am always gittin' telt that am needed by ma family and that ah wouldnae cope on ma own. Mainly because ma Mum refused tae teach me the important life lessons she should've passed on tae me, but "...she did her best" to paraphrase one of her favourite go-to expressions.
 

Graeme1988

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Well, it's official... Ah f***in' hate ma family. Seriously...

Lyin', manipulative, bitchy, c**ty, aggressive, inconsiderate minge-bags. They act like f***in' bairn whenever they get intae arguments. Shoutin', greetin', slammin' door, runnin' off in the huff. Is that no whit ye dae fae like when yer wee up until age 17 or 18?

Then they huv the nerve tae act aw incident an takin' the moral high ground when they're clearly wrong but cannae admit it. Aye, that how the wimmin in ma family act. Until their wrongly words or actions are pointed out and they get battered over the heid with them. Figuratively speakin'.

Now ah understand why the men who got intae relationships with ma mum and sisters either, end up miserable, or f***in' left them. Ah cannae cope and am right in the f***in' middle of it aw. Expected tae take sides... Piss off!

Given how they act, ah cannae believe am relate tae these shit-throwin', back-stabbin' apes.

Philip Larkin wus f***in' right when he wrote that poem.
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And ma cousin believe I'm an example of how 2 dumb folk can raise a smart kid. Hahahahahaha!
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Now, ah've spoken quite resentful of ma Dad in the past, but that's only because ah feel robbed of the father and person that ma step-siblings and his friend knew. And he might huv been an abusive c**t with an intimidatin' aura aboot 'em. But he sure as f**k wus'nae dumb.

Far from it, ma Dad wus the probably the most sensible, cynical, matter-of-fact, tell-it-as-it is guy ah'd ever met. Ah mean, the c**t hud a wise head on them broad African shoulders. Funny how much alike we are in both looks and attitude. That, mibbe, if ah wus'nae constantly reminded of his past abusive behaviour by ma sisters and Mum everytime ah tried to talk about him, we probably would've bonded at bit. He liked Billy Connolly for f**k sake... And wus on first name terms with Noam Chomsky, Heather Mills and Terry Waite. As well as campaigning to become the new Labour Party MP for the south of Scotland.

But then, African folk are well intae aw that "academia; top of the class. Failure isnae an option here. Nothin' short of perfection" mentality. Of course, that's more to do with growin' up in a really poor part of the world. It's only nature that you'd want to improve yer situation.

Sorry, for rant an rambling. Aw this fightin' and marriage troubles are startin' tae take it's toll on ma well-being. :sad:

Ah just want to get back up them stair intae ma lounge/bedroom an be left in peace.

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Graeme1988

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::(: Startin' tae feel a wee bit disappointed in masel'. It's been 2 days since ah done any of ma exercising or got up for a walk. Ah know ah probably shouldnae, but it doesnae exactly make the prospect o' this gym visit this coming Thursday look promising in terms of improvements.

Ah guess things are just outta ma control at the moment. But then, a heidache, stomach cramps an sore throat is hardly goan motivate ye tae get in shape.

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Kinda uncertain aboot ma mobility will be in a few months time. Just hearing ma sister gan oan aboot how ah might be fit enough tae walk aboot when we go back tae the Edinburgh Fringe again this year. An event am actually dreading this year for yin simple reason, which ah tell ye in the form of a true story that happened tae me earlier in March whilst at a comedy show during the Glasgow Comedy Festival this year.
 

Graeme1988

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Oh, before ah forget, ah've got tae share this wee story aboot ma ever lovin' dysfunctional family. So, me an ma sister decided tae get oot the hoose for a wee minute and go for a wee road trip up round the hills and wee villiages o' the Scottish Borders.

We get back hame an oor Mum goes: "Tina just sent me a text message tellin' me tae eff off! Look...!!" Tina is ma cousin, and ma Mum's niece. She show this text to ma oldest sister Susan, and she goes: "Awww, ah got that text anaw. It's fae Megan to Tina, they're argument over Tina wanting to see William"

Now, just to explain Megan is Tina's daughter, who's basically 13 going on 30, and William is Megan's wee bairn, right? So, ma sister shows Mum and full text and ah could barely contain ma laughter. As it said the following...

F**k off, ya f**king boot! I hate you, and I won’t be out again. Ken am f**king sick of being made out to be the bad cunt. Best thing to do is f**king moving away – and that’s what I’ll be doing. Ta!

Ah think it's just the line, "F**k off, ya f**king boot!". Never heard such a hysterically funny Scottish expression in ma life - ootside o' the commonly used turns of phrase. Ah mean, that's a right belter.
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Anyway, as ye cun see... we're aw yin big happy family.
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Graeme1988

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Ah don't know how much mair o' this ah cun pit up with... :kickingmyself:

Take it that it's quite common for the youngest of the family tae be neglected, ignored, abused, tormented, undermined and provoked? And general made tae feel subhuman Just wonderin' cuz ah've silently put up with aw that fur tha last 14 years o' ma life. And there doesne seem much of an end tae it. Aside from me either movin' away or killin' masel', as unplesant a thought that last yin is.

Ah feel like am livin' under the thumb here. And ma Mum wonder why we dinnae get along anymair.

Also, why does sayin' "please" when askin' for somethin' to be done for ye by another turn you intae a c**t nowadays, if yer a man at least? Ah ask this based of personal experience.
 

Graeme1988

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Aw Gawd! I'm gonnae huv tae force masel' tae actually walk n' exercise the day. Though, see if ma consultant hud been upfront with me an said: "Oh, just so y'know, yer going to off yer feet fur at least month, then huv tae learn how to walk again". Ah wouldnae huv bother gan through with the operation. :kickingmyself:
 
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