lol!! This thread is getting more and more hilarious!!
Run around the block 18 times; get all hot and sweaty
this is actually a pretty good approach: as you run and feel good you release endorphins and become more attractive too!
Maybe it's better to have a more scenic route tho if you can??
(Unless you're trying to bump into someone who, err, hangs around the block??)
I'm not sure about the bottle and the speech tho lol!! (Maybe depends who you wanna attract?? worked on Mikey??
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Not sure if this would work on girls too? I've seen attractive sportsy men but was usually too timid to say anything but 'hi' back or so - there was no bottle/water or speech involved tho?? (I'd probably run away anyway haha!!)