Game: this or that?

Hold a speech in front of a large audience.

Smoke weed or get drunk ?

Smoke weed.

Swim in manure filled pool or kiss a pig on the mouth?

Kiss a pig on the mouth. (pigs are cute!:thumbup:)


Suffer from Narcolepsy or Insomnia?

Insomnia. (Attempt to get more shit done but end up wasting more time procrastinating xD)

Would you rather lick an old man's stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?

toenail

Marshmallows or aardvarks?

Totally Aardvarks.
Insanely rich but stuck on a desert island
or
poor with an unlimited supply of cottage cheese.

You had me at island.

Submarine or jet aircraft?

a submarine full of cottage cheese


peanut butter and tuna or ham and grape jelly?

I've had grape jelly get on my fried ham accidentally at breakfast before. It's not bad. Tuna and peanut butter is a terrible clash of proteins though.

Whiskey or tequila?

a shot of both.

Scarlett Johansson

trebuchet or cantaloupe?

Trebuchet

Longbow or crossbow ?

Crossbow

Sleep Paralysis or Sleepwalking

Sleepwalking. Lutefisk or meatloaf?

Meatloaf

Old or young ?

Young.

Mike Tyson or a silverback gorilla

silverback gorilla

George Bush or Vladimir Putin

:thinking:.........that's a tough one........George bush.


Bungee jumping or abseiling down a cliff?

abseiling down a cliff.

Karate or kick boxing?

Hi - ya! Karate.
a beautiful mind or taxi driver?