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Started by BlackPuma · Feb 4, 2013 · 88 replies

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BlueDays said: ↑
I wish there was a switch we could press to turn our reproductive parts "off" if we choose to.:sad:

and here all this time I've been looking for the switch to turn them ON :idontknow:
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coyote said: ↑
and here all this time I've been looking for the switch to turn them ON :idontknow:

:bigsmile: :applause:
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mismeek said: ↑
Is it true that men can't share their feelings or else theyre head will explode?
I've heard this, too. I've felt a massive pressure in my skull when I tried to share my feelings. I now know to stop! 🤭
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coyote said: ↑
and here all this time I've been looking for the switch to turn them ON :idontknow:
Haha, yeah. 🤭
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mismeek said: ↑
Is it true that men can't share their feelings or else theyre head will explode?

Yes, this is true.

Except on a Tuesday.

And also on every other Saturday, but only if it rains in the afternoon, and only while wearing a green shirt (otherwise the occurrence rips a hole in the space/time continuum for some reason. It's a right pain in the butt).
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BlackPuma said: ↑
The forum topics have a been a bit women-heavy as of late, some less flattering then others.

So.. here's for fairness, balance and searching inner peace. So, let us discuss; men. Did you know they were aliens originated from the planet Somdana 5? No? It's true.

Also they drink beer and love sports. If a man goes without beer or sport for more then 46.2 minutes, it dies. But that's okay because a man has 3 lives.

..I haven't fact checked any of this, but I'm pretty sure I'm in the ball park.. if not dead on.

LoL you're great! Nice way to even things out 🙂
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im from planet Nobody... and its well-known fact that the nobody's just really hate the everbody's
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drakir said: ↑
im from planet Nobody... and its well-known fact that the nobody's just really hate the everbody's

would this still apply if everybody was from planet Nobody? 🙂

but yeah, i know what you mean.
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planemo said: ↑
would this still apply if everybody was from planet Nobody? 🙂

but yeah, i know what you mean.

yes.... yes it would

thats the irony behind it..

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