There once was a man named Barry
He was very hairy
He was pretty scary
His favorite fruit was cherry
His favorite book was Carrie
He never wanted to marry
He liked to watch Jerry
He liked to drink Sherry
His middle name was Larry
He had a crush on Mathew Perry
On Christmas he was very Merry
He was kinda weary
About Terry
And he was allergic to dairy
He had a fish named Gary
He was a fairy
He went to the top of the Aery