Dear SPW,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with your best friend, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your ex. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.
Regards,
Elad
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