WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
So this evening we went to the Christmas play at the church the wife goes to. The old lady and daughter were playing parts in it and it was great, they did a good job. But the wife has this friend there and she is probably 35 or so, maybe. She is gorgeous, tall and blonde, big green eyes like mine and built like the perfect example of what I like in a woman. The girl is hot. It's that simple. So before their play gets started I'm chatting with the wife's hot friend and she gives me a hug, which she always does, but this time while she was hugging me she kissed me on the neck! Kissed me! On the neck! Ok that's like flippin the sex switch in my brain, like that's where my mind goes when I get kissed on the neck! So it really turned me on even in my state of shock and wondering why she just did that. I somehow kept my composure and kept acting like nothing. But after a minute or so I went to find a seat with my oldest son, he was standing by me when she did that. I needed to sit down. Physical reasons. And I flirt with girls, I always have, but I don't kiss them and they don't kiss me. That just don't happen. Especially in a church! I'm sitting there watching the Christmas play in a state of aroused shock, feeling like I did something wrong when I know I didn't. She kissed me on the neck before I knew what she was doing cause I wasn't expecting that at all! After the thing was over, I'm standing there with my son waiting on the wife and the other kids and the friend's 16 year old daughter comes up and starts talking to me, and we've never spoke before at all before. She's asking me if she did a good job in the play and if I like her new car and if I'd like to drive it. I'm kinda gettin creeped to the max after what her mom did to me. So I'm talking to the younger one (who looks just like her mother) and I'm being bombarded with questions like "Do you like my new glasses? Do they look nice on me? What year did you graduate? You're not THAT much older than me. I like your truck, can I drive it one day to school? Do you like my dress? Mom says it's too short (it was), but do I look good in it?" I was as vague with my replies as I could be and her mom, the wife's friend walks up and says they have to go home as she smiled at me, and then winked at me! Winked at me! After kissing me on the neck and flippin that switch in my man-brain! I thought at first she meant to kiss me on the cheek, which would've been weird enough, that is until the wink and the come-hither look she gave me. Yeah,
that look! Tell me it was an accident and she is just friendly and maybe a little flirty. Tell me she didn't know what that would do to me. Tell me she had no idea. Surely a grown woman in her 30's would know what that does to a man. Help me out here, talk some sense into me. Am I reading too much into this? Oh, and after we get home I get a text from her on my cell phone, "Hey, just look over Kimmy (her daughter), she has a huge crush on you. She's just a kid. I know you understand." I kinda figured that by the girl's body language and general nervousness when she was hammering me with questions. So I text back "It's no problem, I understand. These things happen lol." And I get one from her that says "I knew you'd understand, you're the best
" If any girls read this, please give me your thoughts on it. And men too, what would you do? How would you handle it? Would you tell the wife? I'm so creeped out and confused I don't know what to do. Help! S.O.S. Mayday mayday mayday! Man in trouble!
EDIT: Oh, and I forgot in the midst of all this sexy creepiness, she is married too! And he was there! And he's a good dude, totally not a douche bag at all. That's even worse! God, I feel so, icky.