cowboyup
Well-known member
I was thinking (dangerous, I know!) have you ever come across someone who's a smart a$$ and all you want to do is psycho****yise that person with a quip or good comeback.
For example, my niece/nephew are taking swim lessons. SIL mentioned that to one of her friends who was over for BBQ, and her friend said, "oh I don't believe in swim lessons unless you're training to be athlete." "you put them in the pool and either they sink or swim"
I thought hmm, unusual response to a simple, innocent statement. I kept my mouth shut of course :kickingmyself:
As did my SIL. But later we got talking and we started coming up with things we could have said, like, "oh you're just jealous cuz you didn't have swim lessons as a child"
So, what are some things you'd like to say to people as a snappy comeback and throw that person for a loop?
For example, my niece/nephew are taking swim lessons. SIL mentioned that to one of her friends who was over for BBQ, and her friend said, "oh I don't believe in swim lessons unless you're training to be athlete." "you put them in the pool and either they sink or swim"
I thought hmm, unusual response to a simple, innocent statement. I kept my mouth shut of course :kickingmyself:
As did my SIL. But later we got talking and we started coming up with things we could have said, like, "oh you're just jealous cuz you didn't have swim lessons as a child"
So, what are some things you'd like to say to people as a snappy comeback and throw that person for a loop?