Paahi
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I'm glad for you!
Post your random thoughts/feelings etc
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MrJones
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A life? Of course not, you need a wife.
And you can get one genuine 100% womanly wife, from me, for only 365 easy payments of $50.
For this. you will get:
A wife
And all the things a wife will do
So come on down today to Zac's shack, and we'll get you fitted with the (nearly) perfect wife for you!
(Subject to availability, terms and conditions apply. Please see in store for details)
Wow, this site works wonders, cured in less than a month :
:Well done, and good luck in life
Rembrandt Broam
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You also posted a picture of a "Nice" biscuit. Now I don't particularly care for that type of biscuit, so I resent the fact that the makers chose to call them "Nice" thereby making a liar of me every time I refer to them. (Which admittedly isn't often, but it's the principle.)
There's some debate, but in my opinion they're named after and pronounced the same as the french city.
So stick that in your kettle and boil it
Rembrandt Broam
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Pah! That's what they want you to think, but it's clearly a not so subtle attempt to influence the consumer's subconscious. :
:But then it would just turn into a soggy biscuit mess, which would be even worse.
MrJones
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First that slaves thing and now this?
You are a human trafficker, right?
I'm sure the guy on your videos is just another slave :
:First that slaves thing and now this?
You are a human trafficker, right?
I'm sure the guy on your videos is just another slave :
Perhaps we should take this into my office
MrJones
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Sorry, but no. I'm afraid of being shot and sold in pieces... againPerhaps we should take this into my office
Sorry, but no. I'm afraid of being shot and sold in pieces... again
Hey Hey hey, there are all these people on the forums. If I was going to kill you, I'd do it quietly.
I mean..... I can't shoot you, people will hear, and I definitely can't think of any other ways to dispose of you
MrJones
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Don't worry, I have also a plan for you.Hey Hey hey, there are all these people on the forums. If I was going to kill you, I'd do it quietly.
I mean..... I can't shoot you, people will hear, and I definitely can't think of any other ways to dispose of you
Ooh err, sounds ominous
Oh gosh, Zac, you're in the matchmaking biz now??
Of course, it makes perfect sense!! All those 20+ and 30+ somethings you've gotten to know (in the inappropriate threads, hmm!!), you've got quite a good database now!!
Guys, you can learn a thing or two (and he might even hook you up with someone that matches your full description!! lol!!)
Of course, it makes perfect sense!! All those 20+ and 30+ somethings you've gotten to know (in the inappropriate threads, hmm!!), you've got quite a good database now!!
Guys, you can learn a thing or two (and he might even hook you up with someone that matches your full description!! lol!!)
^ Thanks Feathers
The cheque should arrive in two to three working days
The cheque should arrive in two to three working days
MrJones
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Until a few days ago I only saw new posts on the front page. I didn't know they didn't all show up there until I found the "new posts" section.
Thank you New posts. Oh thank you very much
Thank you New posts. Oh thank you very much
MrJones
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I discovered it last week :
:Before that I entered every subforum, one by one, too see if there was something new