My little brother got a girlfriend

NathanielWingatePeaslee

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^^Ouch. So not cool.

My friggin' boy-cat is neutered and strictly indoors when I'm not on the ranch. And he has managed to get a girlfriend in the 4 other places I've lived, plus the one he has now. Somehow some little girl-cat always sees him sitting in the window, then they end up spending hours staring and meowing at each other.

How does my neutered house-bound cat outdo me!?

:confused:
 

mrb

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^^Ouch. So not cool.

My friggin' boy-cat is neutered and strictly indoors when I'm not on the ranch. And he has managed to get a girlfriend in the 4 other places I've lived, plus the one he has now. Somehow some little girl-cat always sees him sitting in the window, then they end up spending hours staring and meowing at each other.

How does my neutered house-bound cat outdo me!?

:confused:

its the chat up lines he uses lol :D
 

Nack

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^^Ouch. So not cool.

My friggin' boy-cat is neutered and strictly indoors when I'm not on the ranch. And he has managed to get a girlfriend in the 4 other places I've lived, plus the one he has now. Somehow some little girl-cat always sees him sitting in the window, then they end up spending hours staring and meowing at each other.

How does my neutered house-bound cat outdo me!?

:confused:

You don't need balls to get a chick?
 

Krista

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You don't need balls to get a chick?

Well literally I'm sure it'd be nice if you had a set but figuratively, no. Some girls like it when a guy can act himself, even if himself is just shy and sensitive.
 

iamthenra

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I have watched family members get bf and gf throughout my life, and at the ripe old age of 41 I still remain single... Although my sister isn't bi so I don't have any direct competition... Doesn't matter, my so called friends would easily steal a girl from me because I don't have anything that most ladies want.... confidence:rolleyes:
 

bony666

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You're rignt, it's painful. Both my brothers got wonderful girfriends: and am still so lonely !!!! everyone is wondering about me being single
 

recluse

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Nothing worse than seeing other people moving on in life....Not that i don't feel happy for them.
 

lyricalliaisons

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It's really hard when you're getting older & still have no life & are still single, yet see people you knew as children growing up & having relationships themselves.
 

mrb

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I have watched family members get bf and gf throughout my life, and at the ripe old age of 41 I still remain single... Although my sister isn't bi so I don't have any direct competition... Doesn't matter, my so called friends would easily steal a girl from me because I don't have anything that most ladies want.... confidence:rolleyes:

not all girls love a man with tons of confidence , some girls like a man to be a little on the shy side , same the other way round , says he meaning me whos gf has all the confidence on the planet :rolleyes:
 

Bemzy

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not all girls love a man with tons of confidence , some girls like a man to be a little on the shy side , same the other way round , says he meaning me whos gf has all the confidence on the planet :rolleyes:

Not all girls love egoistic maniacs but A LOT of them (almost all of them) desire guys with confidence.
 

Tiercel

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My brother got asked out by a girl when he looked like a fat, unshaven and uncombed Jesus. That lasted about seven years, and she still has never told me what she saw in him.

My twin sister got married last year to her on/off boyfriend of 9 years.

I, on the other hand, am slowly gathering guitars and World War II books like some people gather ex-significant others. Maybe some day I'll find my female equivalent and we'll spend the rest of our lives writing bad songs about WWII.

:D
 

El_Pajaro

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everyone I know has the highest expectations of me...and all i ever get asked is why am I single, its like im a waste of a woman because im single. others acuse me of being a lesbian, which im not. what i realized about myself is that I never really thought I would ever be in love, or be love or have love in my life in anyway. I feel presure to be like normal girls and date, but at the same time I dont really care because deep down inside I know I wont ever have love.
 

Brightinfinity

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My brother has a learning disability, and he still gets more attention from girls than I do from guys. xP
I would tell my crush how I feel (by email or chat, not face-to-face of course), if I weren't so scared that he might actually try to talk to me IRL or ask me out. I'm so pathetic xD
 
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userremoved

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It's times like this I'm actually glad I don't have brothers to steal girlfriends from me lol. However I am quite disturbed that my nephew who's only a kid has more skill than I do when it comes to dating. WTF!
 

ripewithdecay

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Don't think that sisters aren't as bad. Mine has intervened with several girlfriend opportunities. I guess she doesn't like the idea of me dating her friends, even if they're the ones who come onto me first.
 
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