I need to create awkward moments

[Riptor]

There's this girl I like but I'm running out of ways to create uncomfortable moments with her.

I've tried stuttering, muttering under my breath, spilling Coke on her, not holding eye contact, holding eye contact for too long, breaking off in mid-sentence to do something else, interrupting her in mid-sentence, and belching (once, I didn't know she was around). What next?

 

[BlaiseBLATES]

Question...Why are you trying to create awkward moments?

 

[NormanBates]

did you try dancing with her in a clumsily forced manner?

 

[sopranos]

have you tried hitting her, that would be really awkward.

 

[sopranos]

accidentally i mean.

 

[Rodox]

Lmao at this thread

 

[Kinetik]

You could lay a stragically-placed banana skin on the floor, then slip on it when the two of you are hanging out. That way, you could probably manage to fall on top of her in such a way that you (completely accidentally) penetrate her. I can't imagine things getting more awkward than that.

 

[Flowers-Of-Bloom]

You could try masturbating as she walks in on you.
That's really awkward.

 

[hippiechild]

Fashion an inexcusably offensive joke that just so happens to apply to a recent traumatic event in her life.

 

[meatcake]

This is the best thread of the summer!

There's always the classic accidentally spilling a drink on her chest and then mopping it up with napkins. Thoroughly.

 

[Midnight_Violet]

you can suck on her hair...

i used to have really long ass hair, and one day in school i was told the boy behind me had my hair in his mouth, sure enough i turned around and dude was sucking on my hair!

It was super-awkward!

 

[Riptor]

I'm getting a kick out of all of these, thanks for the replies. I will try whatever I can conceivably set up. Earlier today I made up a nickname for her and called her by it, which seemed to creep her out a bit, and her friend who was within earshot called me out on it. It was awkward but not an unintended result. It's like I've finally found my calling.

I've been caught ogling her boobs once or thrice, but I find that more funny than awkward.

 

[Scrabbl]

Riptor... I can see how that's potentialy funny, but besides that, what's the point in making her feel awkward?

 

[NormanBates]

you can suck on her hair...

i used to have really long ass hair, and one day in school i was told the boy behind me had my hair in his mouth, sure enough i turned around and dude was sucking on my hair!

It was super-awkward!

LOL in elementary school when we traveled as a class by standing in line order, I used to always sniff the hair of the girl in front of me. LOL every single day!!!
It was daily routine. I became familiar with her hair's scent and it was unpleasant when I had to sniff the hair of the girl in front of her when she was absent. Then one day a boy started laughing so she turned around and hit me

 

[Rheves]

Ask her to touch your vagina. Then tell her thats what she is supposed to say.

-Zack Galifinakis

 

[Illusions]

Lol at this thread. Unfortunately I can't think of anything to add to the list.