How would you welcome an alien?

I would point out the joys of having me in a zoo, so i could live a cushy life in another world. I would of course require my pets and possessions and loved ones so i could thrive 😉

I'd high-five them 🙂 that's intergalactical 🙂

give them an "I visited Earth, and I all I got was this crappy t-shirt!" t-shirt.

coyote said: ↑

give them an "I visited Earth, and I all I got was this crappy t-shirt!" t-shirt.

Would the tag say "made in China" or "made on Earth"? 🤭

"I am so happy to see you. Can you please take me home now?"

We'd probably have a party at my place. Or actually maybe in their spaceship and then ask them to abduct me. Who knows maybe they'll actually like me lol.

It would have to be more intelligent than us to have come up with the technology to get here in the first place. If it didn't seem bent on conquest, I would calmly approach it and attempt to greet it in some way, which would depend a lot on whether or not they have anything I could shake. A head nod perhaps.