How would you welcome an alien?

[LoyalXenite]

I would point out the joys of having me in a zoo, so i could live a cushy life in another world. I would of course require my pets and possessions and loved ones so i could thrive

 

[selon]

I'd high-five them that's intergalactical

 

[coyote]

give them an "I visited Earth, and I all I got was this crappy t-shirt!" t-shirt.

 

[MikeyC]

give them an "I visited Earth, and I all I got was this crappy t-shirt!" t-shirt.

Would the tag say "made in China" or "made on Earth"?

 

[SilentBird]

"I am so happy to see you. Can you please take me home now?"

 

[Lou-s-Darkness]

We'd probably have a party at my place. Or actually maybe in their spaceship and then ask them to abduct me. Who knows maybe they'll actually like me lol.

 

[Overload]

It would have to be more intelligent than us to have come up with the technology to get here in the first place. If it didn't seem bent on conquest, I would calmly approach it and attempt to greet it in some way, which would depend a lot on whether or not they have anything I could shake. A head nod perhaps.