Give the worst possible description of a movie!

GraybeardGhost

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Jason "Spud" Bourne is abandoned on an inhospitable planet after NASA's 1950's retro rocket is at risk of falling over in a high wind, because they didn't think of that and they liked the retro design too much anyway. Jason survives with duct tape and by channeling his inner MacGyver, though he doesn't realise that potatoes would grow much better in those big plastic tubs than trying to recreate a miniature farm. Surprisingly, Sean Bean, cast as a man who sits around a lot, fails to die, though he looks like he really wants to. And once again Kate Mara looks nice in a space suit.
A Fish Called Wanda?
 
Jason "Spud" Bourne is abandoned on an inhospitable planet after NASA's 1950's retro rocket is at risk of falling over in a high wind, because they didn't think of that and they liked the retro design too much anyway. Jason survives with duct tape and by channeling his inner MacGyver, though he doesn't realise that potatoes would grow much better in those big plastic tubs than trying to recreate a miniature farm. Surprisingly, Sean Bean, cast as a man who sits around a lot, fails to die, though he looks like he really wants to. And once again Kate Mara looks nice in a space suit.
The martian
 
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