Give the worst possible description of a movie!

[GraybeardGhost]

Key Largo?

Another good guess, but no. However . . .

A father's daughter's love, once lost, but found,
A southern isle links to northern ground.
Go back a few, then forward more,
To find your goal upon a farther shore.​

Bon voyage! :greeting:

 

[JackTripper]

:kickingmyself: AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

 

[skins]

:kickingmyself: AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

^^kindergarten cop?

 

[JackTripper]

^^kindergarten cop?

no... just venting my frustration. gray knows too many movies... or he just loves driving me batty with his riddles. (i'm guessing the second one)

 

[skins]

no... just venting my frustration. gray knows too many movies... or he just loves driving me batty with his riddles. (i'm guessing the second one)

i know, I just thought I would help contribute to your frustration by turning your reply into a clue, thought it was rather fitting:bigsmile:

 

[JackTripper]

you've just earned a spot on my "nemeses" list.:bat:

 

[skins]

you've just earned a spot on my "nemeses" list.:bat:

ohh cool, now just to make it to the top of that list:thinking:

 

[kihira]

Seriously, though . . . family films since 2000? :idontknow:

depends on the interpretation of "family film"...

 

[kihira]

Three little birds fly away, away, and another one tumbles after. What's a mother hen to do?

picnic - hanging - drop bears - three went missing, one other was found injured - they journeyed up but didn't come down - different birds feature in scenes in the movie

Picnic at Hanging Rock?

 

[GraybeardGhost]

Country girl takes leading role with a hand or two from her father

...There are no games in this family film that features hunger as a theme...

Let's see . . . hand . . . hunger . . . that suggests . . . C-C-C-CANNIBALISM???

Heh heh. Cool.

Could it be We Are What We Are (2013) or The Woman (2011)?

picnic - hanging - drop bears - three went missing, one other was found injured - they journeyed up but didn't come down - different birds feature in scenes in the movie

Picnic at Hanging Rock?

Yes! :thumbup:

I was afraid you'd missed the one about the drop bears.

 

[kihira]

Let's see . . . hand . . . hunger . . . that suggests . . . C-C-C-CANNIBALISM???

Heh heh. Cool.

Could it be We Are What We Are (2013) or The Woman (2011)?

Sorry, neither of these. No humans were consumed in the making of this film that slightly predates these guesses, you'll have to squirrel around for another answer

Yes! :thumbup:

I was afraid you'd missed the one about the drop bears.

Finally! I'm surprised that Picnic at Hanging Rock is remembered outside of Australia

 

[GraybeardGhost]

Sorry, neither of these. No humans were consumed in the making of this film that slightly predates these guesses, you'll have to squirrel around for another answer

Winter's Bone (2010)?

Finally! I'm surprised that Picnic at Hanging Rock is remembered outside of Australia

It's shown here on cable once in a while. I've seen it a couple of times. Splendid film. :thumbup:

 

[kihira]

Winter's Bone (2010)?

That's it! :thumbup:

 

[kihira]

A war-weary veteran returns from overseas only to face death again closer to home.

No idea, but because of voyage and iceberg mentioned previously, I'll suggest

A Night To Remember

as a way of fishing for another clue

 

[GraybeardGhost]

No idea, but because of voyage and iceberg mentioned previously, I'll suggest

A Night To Remember

as a way of fishing for another clue

No siree, that boat won't float, but try sinking your teeth into this:

There once was a fellow named Blaine
Whose lover was lost in the rain.
That very same gent
Down to Florida went,
To become the first link in my chain.​

I hope that serves to clarify my previous clue.

Sorry for the confusion.

 

[BlueDays]

picnic - hanging - drop bears - three went missing, one other was found injured - they journeyed up but didn't come down - different birds feature in scenes in the movie

Picnic at Hanging Rock?

Yes! :thumbup:

I was afraid you'd missed the one about the drop bears.

^wtf!? mg:

 

[BlueDays]

:kickingmyself: AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

^^kindergarten cop?

^

 

[kihira]

There once was a fellow named Blaine
Whose lover was lost in the rain.​

Well I guess this means Casablanca - is that it? though I cannot see how it fits with some of the clues :thinking:

 

[GraybeardGhost]

^wtf!? mg:

Drop bears, Blue. Drop bears.

Well I guess this means Casablanca - is that it? though I cannot see how it fits with some of the clues :thinking:

You've guessed the beginning, and now the next stop.
Now look for the name of a gal and her pop.
The lady will show you the best way to go,
To sweeten your trip from subtropic to snow.
Then seek out a king or a bishop or two,
Find one other man, and your journey is through!
So dust off your compass, and follow the map.
Don't force me to come up with more of this crap!

 

[kihira]

You've guessed the beginning, and now the next stop.
Now look for the name of a gal and her pop.
The lady will show you the best way to go
To sweeten your trip from subtropic to snow.
Then seek out a king or a bishop or two,
Find one other man, and your journey is through!
So dust off your compass, and follow the map.
Don't force me to come up with more of this crap!

"...Oh no, Mr Frodo, let's not be going on another of these quests of yours!..." *hitches up trousers and starts packing elven bread*