Classic openers to approach people
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MrJones
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Danfalc
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lol, that reminds me of an interview Rampage did with a female reporter, Reporter-"I'm part Jamaican" Rampage *huge grin* "She's Jamaican me horny!"
So cheesy and awful, but funny.
Damn ninjas, pebbles beat me to it.
^Sorry Dan. Your one about falling from heaven was obviously the best though. I saw a cartoon for it somewhere...... let me see if I can find it
Here's the cartoon, or whatever it's called:
Danfalc
Banned
No need to be sorry bud, I respect your ninja like posting abilities. The force is strong in you
Loving the cartoon too!
"This line is being used with the intention of "pulling" you, as the kids say these days. Please rate it, and if you think it makes me a worthy suitor, cooperate in the pulling. If not, Your sister/mother/daughter/grandmother/aunt/cousin/friend/teacher/GP or any other living female you know will do fine. Actually, I'm not too fussed about the living thing, as long as they're fresh. Well, a few days. Hmm, OK, a few weeks and I'll be OK with it. These are my strict conditions, and I'm pleased to say you've met them. Have you been adequately "pulled"?"
^Yeah, staring isn't at all weird
Nooo. But, you know, some girls are weird like that. If you don't want to seem creepy, stare at her and then lick her shoes.
Or stare at her, then sniff her hair and do this:
(Skip to 0:10 for what to do)
YouTube - Hannibal Lecter - Fava Beans and Chianti
(Skip to 0:10 for what to do)
YouTube - Hannibal Lecter - Fava Beans and Chianti
MrJones
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^ You could incorporate this with another technique.
Stare at her and pull a carving knife out, and cut your hair with it.
And lick your lips a lot.
She'll be in love as soon as she see's you doing that, trust me.
So in love that she might look terrified and walk away hurriedly
Stare at her and pull a carving knife out, and cut your hair with it.
And lick your lips a lot.
She'll be in love as soon as she see's you doing that, trust me.
So in love that she might look terrified and walk away hurriedly
OMG You can also kiss her dog but I don't recommend it, for sanitary purposes....
drganon - venturing into 'drunk at 4am in a country bar or hip hop/rap lounge or used car salesmen conference teritory' or what??
*not that I have ever been to one, and I must admit I love country and hip hop and old cars...
This thread is scaring me a bit though