Ask MikeyC's mom thread

KiaKaha

Banned
Dear Mikey's Mum

Can I live at your place for a bit - my mum isn't making my french fries in the right shape and I am most displeased.

Yours clingingly,

Kia.
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
Dear Mikey's Mum

Can I live at your place for a bit - my mum isn't making my french fries in the right shape and I am most displeased.

Yours clingingly,

Kia.
Dear Kia,

I have never had a New Zealander stay at my place before. I think my French fries are the best outside of France. I call them Australian Fries. You will like them. My son Michael never complains about them, so they must be good!
 

Section_31

Well-known member
Dear Mikeyc's mumma,

It wasn't Mikey that set fire to your living room rug when he was 8 yrs old. It was me :(. But I was too chicken to say anything and let him take the fall :(.

I'm sorry!
 

KiaKaha

Banned
Dear Mikey's mum,

Recently I built a time machine out of a delorean however I can't get my flux capicitor to flux properly. Also I need to generate 1.21 giggawatts of power for it to work and the only way for this to happen is to steal plutonium from some libyans.

What should I do?

Yours Marty Mcfly

Aka Kia.
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
Dear Mikeyc's mumma,

It wasn't Mikey that set fire to your living room rug when he was 8 yrs old. It was me :(. But I was too chicken to say anything and let him take the fall :(.

I'm sorry!
Dear The Lone Gunman,

I punished my son Michael severely for that! No wonder he kept denying responsibility. You may be in your late 20's now, mister, but you are grounded! You will get a stern talking to...from my husband, and you will sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
Dear Mikey's mom, is there any cure for procrastination? How do you help Mikey deal with it?
Dear Srijita,

I don't know what the cure is. My son Michael continues to be plagued by it. I gave him a Rubix Cube to help keep his mind sharp, but he uses it as a door stop now. That boy will be the death of me!
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
Dear Mikey's mum,

Recently I built a time machine out of a delorean however I can't get my flux capicitor to flux properly. Also I need to generate 1.21 giggawatts of power for it to work and the only way for this to happen is to steal plutonium from some libyans.

What should I do?

Yours Marty Mcfly

Aka Kia.
Dear Marty McFly,

Perhaps a lightning strike will generate that kind of power? At least, that's what I've heard. Don't steal from the Libyans because you'll owe them for life! I'm still paying off a debt because I borrowed a pen from them eleven years ago.

But anyway, I digress. Channel the power of an electrical storm to your Delorean and hopefully it won't blow up the car completely.

Say hi to the Doc for me!
 

Section_31

Well-known member
Dear MikeyC's mom,

Ive corrupted young mikey and bought him a lap dance.

Im sorry :(

The eternal bad influence
 
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