Answer and ask

[BlueDays]

no, I would find it annoying!::










Why do people roast marshmellows over a campfire?

 

[coyote]

it's to scare off Bigfoot - he hates the smell of burning sugar

do you wear flip-flops or thongs?

 

[BlueDays]

well I have never actually worn a thong, so flip-flops.
oh!....no wait. ::






Why are aliens always drawn in a similar way (big eyes, V-shaped head) when no one has ever seen one?

 

[pebblesdundee]

I will answer your question with a question.

How do you know nobody's ever seen them?

 

[coyote]

I've seen them - they masquerade as large, wealthy tourists from chicago


Does anyone have a good recipe for sangria?

 

[pebblesdundee]

Yes.


Are you wearing trousers?

 

[coyote]

no


is it "rum pa pum pum" or "rooty toot toot"?

 

[pebblesdundee]

Rooty toot toot.

Am I your sugary bubble drop?

 

[BlueDays]

um......no.




Why does bubblegum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night?

 

[coyote]

the wood fibers, if not properly sealed, will absorb the gum's moisture, including the flavoring oils


how do i get my ear untangled from the garden hose?

 

[IGotSeoul]

carefully.

what's an effective way to fall asleep quickly?

 

[coyote]

a pitcher of martinis


who let the dogs out?

 

[IGotSeoul]

I believe a faulty latch could be the culprit.

where is the love?

 

[BlueDays]

A scientist named Edward Brainstorm invented toothpast in his lunch hour in the 19th Century because his wife was threatning to leave him due to his seriously bad breath. However it did not become widely used/popular until World War I.






Why do we have nightmares?

 

[pebblesdundee]

Because the horses are too self conscious to come out when it's light.


Why the hell would you do something like this?!?!

 

[coyote]

that's just the kind of guy i am


what all roots are in root beer?

 

[pebblesdundee]

The roots of the Sassafras plant.


Are you really going to become the man you needed to become in the first place?

 

[coyote]

i hope so


who will stop the rain?

 

[pebblesdundee]

I shall!

(Or someone else)

(Or nobody)

Will anyone ever be cooler than coyote?

 

[pebblesdundee]

Yes.


Would you like me to name them?