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Answer and ask

Started by have · Nov 23, 2003 · 233 replies

#141
no, I would find it annoying!:😛:










Why do people roast marshmellows over a campfire?
#142
it's to scare off Bigfoot - he hates the smell of burning sugar

do you wear flip-flops or thongs?
#143
well I have never actually worn a thong, so flip-flops.
oh!....no wait. 🙄:😛:






Why are aliens always drawn in a similar way (big eyes, V-shaped head) when no one has ever seen one?
#144
I will answer your question with a question.

How do you know nobody's ever seen them?
#145
I've seen them - they masquerade as large, wealthy tourists from chicago


Does anyone have a good recipe for sangria?
#146
Yes.


Are you wearing trousers?
#147
no


is it "rum pa pum pum" or "rooty toot toot"?
#148
Rooty toot toot.

Am I your sugary bubble drop?
#149
um......no.




Why does bubblegum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night?😀
#150
the wood fibers, if not properly sealed, will absorb the gum's moisture, including the flavoring oils


how do i get my ear untangled from the garden hose?
#151
carefully.

what's an effective way to fall asleep quickly?
#152
a pitcher of martinis


who let the dogs out?
#153
I believe a faulty latch could be the culprit.

where is the love?
#154
A scientist named Edward Brainstorm invented toothpast in his lunch hour in the 19th Century because his wife was threatning to leave him due to his seriously bad breath. However it did not become widely used/popular until World War I.






Why do we have nightmares?
#155
Because the horses are too self conscious to come out when it's light.


Why the hell would you do something like this?!?!
#156
that's just the kind of guy i am


what all roots are in root beer?
#157
The roots of the Sassafras plant.


Are you really going to become the man you needed to become in the first place?
#158
i hope so


who will stop the rain?
#159
I shall!

(Or someone else)

(Or nobody)

Will anyone ever be cooler than coyote?
#160
Yes.


Would you like me to name them?

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