I'm so retarded, when I read this, I thought it was a riddle. I was siting there for about a minute before I realised it wasn't.
well bear in mind I have a pretty immature sense of humor:
A man walks into a bar and steps in a pile of crap. 'Oh well, it's not the end of the world' thinks the man and sits down at the bar. A few minutes later a really big, angry looking man comes in. Walks a few steps and then *scwelch*. The man at the bar, looking slightly bemused, turns around and says "I just did that". The big guy punches him straight in the schnozcumber.
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?