I'm absolutely hideous.
I have a "fish mouth"...it kind of looks like something off the Simpsons...my top lip protrudes and is very thin, and I have a big dent in my chin when you view it in profile.
I have acne.
I have freckles.
I have shiny skin, not because of the oiliness that causes the acne; even after I've washed my face (not even using any harsh chemicals), it's shiny.
I have dimples....they aren't cute; when I smile, because of my protruding upper lip, my whole f**king face bunches up.
I have milia underneath my eyes.
I have BAGS underneath my eyes.
I have baggy skin above my eyelids, so there's no point in me wearing eyeshadow.
I have a poorly-defined jawline, almost a double chin, even though I'm underweight.
I have freckles.
My eyebrows grow in different shapes and the hair is wiry and doesn't sit flat against the skin.
My teeth are crowded so my top eye teeth protrude, but no matter how many different dentists I see, they all say I don't need braces because the rest of my teeth are straight.
I have a droopy, wrinkly mouth already and I'm only eighteen.
My nose is too wide and my nostrils are too small (I know that sounds weird, but if you saw it you'd know what I mean...)
I have ICE so my face is always red or blotchy...
My hair is thick, neither light nor dark brown...it doesn't look any colour at all...and I have a cowlick around my whole head, so I can't wear any style properly.
My body is nothing to write home about either, but no-one's ever going to see it - given the way I look from the neck up! - so I don't care.