An aberration of what once was a noble bloodline I suspect. Poor little dog... Man selectively bred your fall from grace. May you eat him in his sleep for his vanity.
I have actually seen a dog very similar to the one in the first picture. I absolutely can't think of the name though. I don't think it's bearded collie. I was thinking of maybe a type of Yorkshire terrier. But I could be wrong. I know I have had friends with a little long haired down like that.