What floats your boat?

Hoppy

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Two Australians, Barry and Bruce, are lost at sea and sits in a lifeboat without food or water.

A bottle come floating by and they pulled it out of the sea. When they opened it a genie come out.

"Thanks for rescueing me," he cried, "in exchange you can have one wish."

Barry immediately said: "I wish the sea was made of beer"

Poof, the genie dissappears and the sea was beer.

"You blerrie idiot," Bruce screamed at him, "Now we have to pee in the boat."
 

MikeyC

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Two Australians, Barry and Bruce, are lost at sea and sits in a lifeboat without food or water.

A bottle come floating by and they pulled it out of the sea. When they opened it a genie come out.

"Thanks for rescueing me," he cried, "in exchange you can have one wish."

Barry immediately said: "I wish the sea was made of beer"

Poof, the genie dissappears and the sea was beer.

"You blerrie idiot," Bruce screamed at him, "Now we have to pee in the boat."
It's funny because an Australian would totally do this! ::p:
 
Laughter has always made my boat float.

.....Sends a huge thank you to the many natural born comedians in this site for making me laugh frequently in here! <3
 

MikeyC

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At least you could afford a boat, Weirdy. I had to construct one using toiler paper tubes and silly putty. It sank very quickly.
 
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