What do you want your gravestone to say?

DJNINO86

DJNINO86

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I IN NO WAY AM THINKING OF SUICIDE. AND I WISH ALOT OF PEOPLE IN HERE WERE NOT ASWELL. I FEEL THAT TAKING YOUR LIFE IS JUST A WAY OF LETTING "THEM" WIN. BUT I USUALLY FIND MYSELF THINKING ABOUT WHAT MY FUNERAL WOULD BE LIKE, AND WHAT I WANT PEOPLE TO REMEMBER ME BY. I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ON THAT GRAVESTONE. I WANT IT TO SAY * HERE LIES BRANDON, A MAN WHO KEPT HIS PROMISE OF NEVER GIVING UP; YOU LAUGHED IN HIS FACE, HE GAVE YOU A SMILE, YOU GAVE HIM THE FINGER, HE GAVE YOU THE THUMB, YOU TOLD HIM ALL LIES, HE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, YOU THOUGHT HE WAS WEAK, HE PROVED YOU ALL WRONG*

WHAT DO YOU WANT YOURS TO SAY?
 
JonnyD

JonnyD

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this box contains the remains of the oldest man in the world, nobody knows his real name because he was insane
 
dzerklis

dzerklis

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if i overlive my parents and sister, there will be noone to visit my grave, maybe not even anyone to come to my funeral?
i dont want gravestone or any other thing that could remind anyone of my miserable existance, but if i have one i want it to say 'cured by death ' or something like that.
 
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w*n*c*a*m

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I don't really want to have a gravestone or anything that will remind of my existence. But if ever I'll have one....

maybe this sign: "?" :wink:

or "She was dead before, now she's dead again" :p

or simply... "Double dead!" :lol:
 
TAMPA-BAY

TAMPA-BAY

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GRAVE STONE

My god those were some negative post. I would like mine to say that "He tried to make the world a better place than how he meet it.
 
SilentType

SilentType

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It's kind of strange to think about... We spend our lives "living under a rock." Therefore I don't want a graveSTONE. I'd rather they just marked my plot with a gravetoilet, because that's exactly where my life is headed. Plus, it would also be functional if any graveyard visitors need to take a dump. Maybe I would have them engrave the toilet seat with something like "They shit on him in while he was alive, so go ahead, he won't mind."


Peace
 
dpr

dpr

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I would probably get cremated, but I think "Quiet Please" would be hilarious
 
Hoth

Hoth

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"Warning: Zombie crossing" (to get people to leave me alone) or maybe "This grave has been anonymized for the privacy of the occupant."

Being buried in a cemetery cramped in with so many other people seems like a social nightmare, though. I wouldn't get along with the other corpses. Better to be cremated and have my ashes spread in an unpopulated area.
 
BashfulDoll

BashfulDoll

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1] never thought about it, don't have anything clever like you all :[

2] i'd want everyone to wear pink head to toe :D
 
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Dave_McFadden

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I think I'd have mine inscribed in German like the old gravestones where I grew up. "Zum Andenken an David Aloysius McFadden. geb. den xx xx xxxx, ges. den xx xx xxxx. 88 jahr, 6 monat, 3 tage im Alter gebracht." But they probably wouldn't do that though.

But if I live to be an extremely old age, like 110, I'd want "Too Soon" on my stone. Just to be a wise guy. I figure, if there are enough people around loving me when I'm that old, then evidently "being myself" worked, and so my epitaph should reflect that aspect of my personality.


EDIT: Sorry, used the wrong preposition there. 15 points if you notice the difference....
 
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A_Void_Ant

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I'd rather have my carcass shredded to pieces, burned, and tossed into space as ashes, but if I had to pick, mine would say:

"A Man ... Who Never Lived."

or

"A waste of space in society... A waste of space in this damn graveyard"
 
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