The first thing you do when you wake up

[Tyrannus]

I go back to sleep. zzzzzzzzz

 

[Remus]

coffee and a poo

 

[fitftw]

internet, eat candy (dead serious I always keep candy by the bed) or pee or cigarette. All 4 usually happen within 20 minutes of waking up.

 

[awkwardamanda]

Hit snooze. Multiple times.

 

[Deardiary]

Turn on computer, get coffee.

 

[StupidWiz]

Turn on the computer

 

[Mr.Moon]

I stare at my dogs.
Or.
I poke my cat.

Depending on which pet wakes me up in the morning.

 

[DeMarco]

Drink water.

 

[RolloTomasi]

Immediately lament the fact that I woke up, then lie there for 15 minutes mentally debating whether or get out of bed or not.

 

[PerseverareJasmine]

I stretch out my arms while grabbing my glasses that I lay on the dresser by my bed when I go to sleep.

 

[Kiwong]

Surprised I have made another day. Then the despair of my reality sinks in.