I go back to sleep. zzzzzzzzz
The first thing you do when you wake up
coffee and a poo
internet, eat candy (dead serious I always keep candy by the bed) or pee or cigarette. All 4 usually happen within 20 minutes of waking up.
Hit snooze. Multiple times.
Turn on computer, get coffee.
Turn on the computer 😀
I stare at my dogs.
Or.
I poke my cat.
Depending on which pet wakes me up in the morning.
Or.
I poke my cat.
Depending on which pet wakes me up in the morning.
Drink water.
Immediately lament the fact that I woke up, then lie there for 15 minutes mentally debating whether or get out of bed or not.
I stretch out my arms while grabbing my glasses that I lay on the dresser by my bed when I go to sleep.
Surprised I have made another day. Then the despair of my reality sinks in.