I honestly can't think of anything.... hrm......
Okay, how about, I stole a Wonder Ball chocolate and two of those mini bottles of minty breath drops from Wal-Mart when I was about.... 10, maybe? I felt soooooo guilty but I took it upstairs to my room and devoured the chocolate in secret.
And at some point I stole a girl's favorite stuffed animal from her, in fourth grade. I know I know, how evil. I kept it for a few years and then one day, when I was older and had more of a conscience and less greed, I felt so guilty I cut its head off with scissors and threw it away. I still remember the white fluffy stuffing that oozed from its neck.......
I'm not a psycho, I swear >: D