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PugofCrydee

PugofCrydee

You want to know how I got these scars?
Sarah_M said:
Aww, you said 'gorgeous' not just 'cute'! Thanks, Pug *blush*.

I don't know why I'm still single - I mean, I have white straight teeth and good hygiene, you'd think that would be enough for some people haha jk :p

Honestly, I think it's because I don't look like an Instagram model and am a weird-looking alien from outer space - they just can't get past the tentacles.
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Well I do have a thing for gorgeous aliens..
 
theslowesthand

theslowesthand

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No guys, wait a minute here!!!. I think that I should be her boyfriend as i've admired her for some time, i see past her odd dodgy photos (like the one above where she looks like a flippin stunned mullet!!! lol), and i like the way she writes (ie i like her mind, body & soul - the complete woman - ala completo) :perfect: :bigsmile:
 
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Sarah_M

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theslowesthand said:
No guys, wait a minute here!!!. I think that I should be her boyfriend as i've admired her for some time, i see past her odd dodgy photos (like the one above where she looks like a flippin stunned mullet!!! lol), and i like the way she writes (ie i like her mind, body & soul - the complete woman - ala completo) :perfect: :bigsmile:
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You're far too kind, but no one is my boyfriend. I've already been marked in the census as a spinster :bigsmile:
 
FountainandFairfax

FountainandFairfax

in a VAN down by the RIVER
theslowesthand said:
Wouldn't mind untying that ribbon...
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theslowesthand

theslowesthand

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Sarah_M said:
You're far too kind, but no one is my boyfriend. I've already been marked in the census as a spinster :bigsmile:
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We may have covered this before, but have you considered roleplaying as girlfriend/boyfriend? I think it would be FUN!!! :thumbup: :bigsmile: (seriously!)
I hope i don't sound desperate & creepy :giggle:
 
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BlueDays

BlueDays

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Sarah_M said:
I deleted my last post because I like this picture better - this is good exposure if you hate pictures of yourself.
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Ok, I don't normally post comments in this thread - but I have to say even as a heterosexual female - I can not understand why you don't have a boyfriend in real life!!?? :eek:

Sarah_M said:
Honestly, I think it's because I don't look like an Instagram model and am a weird-looking alien from outer space - they just can't get past the tentacles.
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Hey, don't knock tentacles, some men go crazy over tentacles on a woman. :bigsmile:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXwH_zX1ec
 
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Sarah_M

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BlueDays said:
Ok, I don't normally post comments in this thread - but I have to say even as a heterosexual female - I can not understand why you don't have a boyfriend in real life!!?? :eek:


Hey, don't knock tentacles, some men go crazy over tentacles on a woman. :bigsmile:
Skip to 3:35mins.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXwH_zX1ec
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Blue, you are way too damn nice - thank you. I don't have a boyfriend because the guys I like never like me back. I feel like a ghost sometimes because no one notices me - even when I get dressed up.

I don't look the way I want to look yet, so I still feel like I am in metamorphosis.
 
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Sarah_M

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lily said:
You're not ugly Sarah_M. I could see you were doing a face yesterday, what were you doing? lol
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Haha That was my "I've been here for 12 hours and am leaving for vacation tomorrow - I just wanna go home" face. I feel like my features are different and I would very much benefit from a rhinoplasty (nose job) because my nose is crooked.
 
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