Graeme1988
Hie yer hence from me heath!
4 days.... I wonder if that’s The longest period my older sister has gone without causing a f*ckin’ rammy? :thinking: Angry, pointless arguments seem to be her skill. :idontknow:
Anyway, on Tuesday just past there, my older sister lost over the oldest sibling making change to Skype app on my 3 year old niece’s Samsung tablet. Dinnae ask... cuz ah don’t why, either! Apparently that the app couple’s use if they want to see their kids, but cannae be there with them in person.
So, after threatening to take oot a mafia hit on the eldest sibling, “Am gonnae f*ckin’ kill her, so ah um! What tha f*ck’s she went n’ done tae the Skype oan this tablet?!”. Aw hell breaks loose. With the older sister regress back to her teenager. Tell her 3 year daughter (my niece) to...
Oh, but then, the moment really made me lose it. In middle of this technological catastrophe, our mother asks about dinner. Wrong move...
^ And that’s why dysfunctional family are great... hysterically funny, surreal moments like that.
Anyway, on Tuesday just past there, my older sister lost over the oldest sibling making change to Skype app on my 3 year old niece’s Samsung tablet. Dinnae ask... cuz ah don’t why, either! Apparently that the app couple’s use if they want to see their kids, but cannae be there with them in person.
So, after threatening to take oot a mafia hit on the eldest sibling, “Am gonnae f*ckin’ kill her, so ah um! What tha f*ck’s she went n’ done tae the Skype oan this tablet?!”. Aw hell breaks loose. With the older sister regress back to her teenager. Tell her 3 year daughter (my niece) to...
”Shut tha f*ck up!! Am trying tae fix this!! Go away, am bloody sick o’ you!”
Which, needless to say, pissed me off.
Which, needless to say, pissed me off.
Oh, but then, the moment really made me lose it. In middle of this technological catastrophe, our mother asks about dinner. Wrong move...
”D’ye want yer dinner?”
“No!”, my older sister snaps
”Awrite! Ah wus only asking! Nae need tae be like that”, my mother says angrily.
“Aw, ah dinnae want ma f*ckin’ dinner anyway!! Sticking up yer f*ckin’ arse!”
There’s a slight pause, and am thinking: Aww f*ck... somebuddy gone storm off in tears in a moment.
But, no, my mother gives a totally apt, sarcastic response.
”Stick it up ma arse? Ah’ll try, but it’ll probably no fit” :lol:
“No!”, my older sister snaps
”Awrite! Ah wus only asking! Nae need tae be like that”, my mother says angrily.
“Aw, ah dinnae want ma f*ckin’ dinner anyway!! Sticking up yer f*ckin’ arse!”
There’s a slight pause, and am thinking: Aww f*ck... somebuddy gone storm off in tears in a moment.
But, no, my mother gives a totally apt, sarcastic response.
”Stick it up ma arse? Ah’ll try, but it’ll probably no fit” :lol:
^ And that’s why dysfunctional family are great... hysterically funny, surreal moments like that.
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