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NathanielWingatePeaslee

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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(Haha I love Snape though....maybe I'm making him jealous. :p )

Pookah glomps Snape when it appears he may harm Marky Mark. Generously she offers Marky Mark to Brooklyn who may have more use for him than she does, already having an angsty anti-hero to ogle.

Brad is actually alive, half burned/beaten and depressed. He wanders off in a delirium, shortly after he stumbles upon....
The fabled Lost Statue of Ummagumma, known only in legend for at least a thousand years. "Wow!" said Brad. "If I sell this thing, I could buy enough Frito Pies to last me a lifetime!" As he put his hand on the statue, he felt...
 

lunaticbinge

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...for seemingly no reason whatsoever, several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and began grooving with a Pict. Meanwhile...
 

Steve23

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At the other side if the cave, a grotesque gelatinous blob started to groove to the wondrous beats of..
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
This was followed by the narrator filling VJ in about what he missed. S/he said...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
Our story then jumps ahead 50 years. Much has changed. Canada has been over run by Eskimo, Pookah has won the world carrot cake competition 25 years running, and...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
This put Fiona into a angry rage, which isn't good for anyone. When Fiona was done with them, the drones....
 
This put Fiona into a angry rage, which isn't good for anyone. When Fiona was done with them, the drones....

decided to emigrate to Mars and took up residence there... never to be heard from again.. meanwhile.. back on Earth...
 

Feathers

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Pookah somehow managed to slip into a time hole and
...in an explosion of fumes and sparks *Kerfizz!* the minor god Umagumbo appears, summoned by the magic words "HOLY SMOKES".

"I will grant you three wishes, but hurry up as I'm only here 'til 9.30"

Pookah concurred and asked for..... 'World famine-'

'9.30, DONE.'

'- exctinction.' (?!) 'Oops.'

Gosh and now I killed this thread-? *must edit* /looks around frantically then presses a button/

Powers that be were shocked and pressed a button.

Edit redone. 'What can I say? Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!'
 
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vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
After feeling like she ruined the thread, Feathers decided she needed to get away, start a new story to redeem herself. She packed off her most valuable possessions, preparing for a long and tedious journey. Before she started she need to assemble a team of social misfits who each had something extraordinary about them. The first person she went to recruit was...
 
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