Let's tell a story!

[BlackPuma]

.. while his sugary donuts were turned ...

 

[mwas]

...my mind had drifted, as i was coming round the corner, omg! there she was, looking...

 

[friendchen]

...looking dumb..with this donuts in her hand...

 

[Pookah]

Lichtenstein. Switzerland was most displeased by the development.

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

The Swiss had never suspected that Lichtenstein would invade, and declare Switzerland a province of the New Lichtenstein Empire. The worst part of it was the new laws, requiring all Swiss households to display large, comic strip style pictures of a blonde woman weeping for a man named Brad. But all was not lost. In their darkest hour, a figure emerged who would save them. That person was...

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

Brad himself, ironically! He had just escaped from the clutches of the mad Dr. Frankenfurter, and was determined to...

 

[Feathers]

marry Pookah and populate Lichtenstein with their clones! So,

 

[Feathers]

But Pookah was not happy with that. She did not like reggae fusion, especially with wild fires of dissonant virtue! So, she...

 

[Pookah]

Wonders who the hell Brad is and if he is marrying material really.

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

..briefly, before tossing him into the Bottomless Pit and his spork along with him.

She then drew her magic wand, raised it above her head, and cast a mighty spell of...

 

[Sial Axetder]

reverse osmosis.

 

[mismeek]

one of them had a nervous stomach and farted

 

[Steve23]

screamed as a giant ball of flame engulfed his body. Hastily he...

 

[gazelle]

...started apologizing as the flames went down , it seemed there was nothing left to do when all of a sudden....

 

[panicsurvivor]

..........Brad began taking his clothes off. "Look," he said with a look of anticipation, "if we are going to stay warm in this bottomless pit, we are all going to have to take our clothes off and.....

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

shave our heads, and sing "I'm Too Sexy". Before anyone could stop him, Brad had stripped to the waist and was gyrating around the pit, singing of how his love was going to leave him. Luckily, he was barely half-way through the song when...

 

[panicsurvivor]

......Pookah began to to beat him to death with a large chunk of flesh eating pineapple she had been saving for just such an emergency, while screaming.....

 

[lunaticbinge]

..."Damn you Right Said Fred!". Pookah stood over the bloodied corpse with a look of sadistic glee. She then...

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

looked around at the horrified faces surrounding her.

"What?" she asked. "Did you really want him to continue singing?"

They thought about it for a second, and then agreed that she'd actually done them a big favour.

"Not so fast, Miss Pookah!" said a voice from the darkness, as a tall, pale man with long black hair stepped forward, holding a sturdy twig in front of him.

"Professor Snape!" exclaimed Pookah. "But..but...what are you doing here?"

 

[Pookah]

(Haha I love Snape though....maybe I'm making him jealous. )

Pookah glomps Snape when it appears he may harm Marky Mark. Generously she offers Marky Mark to Brooklyn who may have more use for him than she does, already having an angsty anti-hero to ogle.

Brad is actually alive, half burned/beaten and depressed. He wanders off in a delirium, shortly after he stumbles upon....