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Fiona sighed and sang a tune that pierced the Universe and shook Jake and his clone to the core. Then, Pookah realized that -
 
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krs2snow

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...the remaining members of the gang slipping into a catatonic-like state. But then, from high above in the sky, burst a figure of a woman in a red, gold and blue star-studded bathing suit! "Wonderwoman!" moaned the three gay musketeers in a state of semi-consciousness. "Yes!" she replied as she sailed down to the ground, "I was forgotten in the recap, as I'd planned! But here I am, the actual winner of the wet Tshirt contest and not an old lady after all! Now I can..."
 
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vj288

vj288

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...Kill the travelling salesman who has been floating through the story with no meaning or purpose!" And with that said, Wonderwoman...
 
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Feathers

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did three double sommersaults and landed on her feet in front of - Jake! But was it the real Jake or the clone...? hmm!!
 
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krs2snow

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... "hmmm?" thought Wonderwoman. "Should I ask him his name?... No, that wouldn't do.. What if I offer him a lick from a tootsie pop? Only the real Jake knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!" So...
 
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arsenalwa

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"Want a lick of my tootsie pop, handsome?" she asked in a seducing sort of way. To which Jake replied...
 
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A man woke up in a strange cave with no memories of anything except some vague images. He starts singing... "I love you baby... and if it's quite alright..."
 
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Rembrandt Broam

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"Oh really?" said a voice from the darkness. The man squinted into the gloom of the cave, and saw two glowing green eyes staring at him from the blackness. Startled, he stumbled backwards, trying to get away, but lost his footing and...
 
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but was caught by professor Arturo, who said "Poverati is an Italian... Do I speaka like a dis... No! Because I'm a bloody English man... At that time the "slide" gate was open and...
 
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Rembrandt Broam

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treehouses, which was quite an achievement when you consider the difficulties that sheep have climbing trees. They'd just put the roof on the final cabin, when the ground began to vibrate, then tremble, then shake violently. A deep crack opened up in the earth, and out of it emerged...
 
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Feathers

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Pookah!! glowing and radiant - riding the pineapple that apparently never exploded in this alternate Universe, though it was scattered to bits and pieces in the other one, so -
 
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