I never smile, when I find something humourous I my mouth tilts like a grin with my mouth always being closed.. I am seriously reminded of the lyrics from the Black Sabbath song Paranoid.. "people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time"
I got that a lot at every job I have worked.. When I worked at McDonalds for the short time and even shorter time I was a cashier, they called my parents to complain that I "needed to smile".. If they paid me more, I may have made an effort to fake one, but being I was paid $6.55 an hour... No way I'm making myself VERY uncomfortable for absolutely no money.. They also complained to my parents about my greeting customers, which they told them I was "Not greeting them at all, not a single word even after telling this".. The day they moved me I was being passive agressive and turning the paper on all the trays over to show the nutritional chart, where they so cleverly hide them. They got the message and moved me to the window where I handed food out to fat people in cars.. I think a few days went by when a manager I had never worked with before screamed at me for several minutes and I just stared at the cup I had been filling and it was overflowing because I just froze.. I clocked out and walked to my car and left.. They lied to my parents when my parents confronted the manager.. Army used to leave me alone to do my work and I never had a single complaint until about a year ago, now they are constantly on me about all this crap. Sorry about going off on my own tangent here, just started typing and ended up here..