I found the most spectacular view in my new office.
She is blonde, tanned, a new dress every day... now I like stillettos. Friendly; graphic designer; she always lets me in the door when I say 'boo' through her window, every morning, and laughs, as I disturb her. Foreign - maybe Swedish? I don't know her name, and never will - as usual, after the first 5 second introduction, I never remember names. I just remember faces. This is where everything goes wrong. After months of not knowing names (they all know mine) there is no way I'll ever ask. It's SA that causes my complete lockup whenever I meet anyone. If I get lucky - determined to scribble names down - even asking again within 2 seconds, because I didn't quite get it - 'how do you spell that?' After 2 seconds, it's all too late to ask again. I usually get to ask someone else in the toilet... 'what's that Indian girl's name - the one at the end of the row?'
Impossible. Other nice girls.
She smiles at me, and we laugh, a few times in the day. She made me a coffee. She is goorrgeoussss... I melt