Can I Take A Poop in Peace Please!

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mozart87

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:)) ...I am feeling you. don't know if my advice will help you but you should try to find some probiotic supplement or eat yoghurt or fruits like plums, dates or figs.
don't use laxatives..damage to your bowel
 
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ImNotMyIllness

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I need to be like the Stealth Bomber. Or, the Stealth Pooper!


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Xervello

Xervello

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Do what I do and run the faucet during. I grew up in a house of thin walls. Hearing other people do that is just as gross as knowing people can hear you, lol.
 
bcsr

bcsr

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ImNotMyIllness said:
That's just going to create more sounds. I feel like I'm giving everyone a show!
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Put some toilet paper in the toilet bowl before you crap. Bingo. No sound, and better yet, no splash-back with water hitting your behind.

You are welcome.
 
Shenmue

Shenmue

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bcsr said:
Put some toilet paper in the toilet bowl before you crap. Bingo. No sound, and better yet, no splash-back with water hitting your behind.

You are welcome.
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Yes, but that wont muffle the blowback sounds your posterior makes after the torpedo has launched. Especially if you eat a curry vindaloo. I'm grossing myself out here.
 
Fin

Fin

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Shenmue said:
Yes, but that wont muffle the blowback sounds your posterior makes after the torpedo has launched. Especially if you eat a curry vindaloo. I'm grossing myself out here.
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Pmsl and all most weed at 'blowback' :bigsmile: was gunna say the same about the toilet roll down the loo first. That or take to ****ting in the woods :giggle:
 
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ImNotMyIllness

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bcsr said:
Put some toilet paper in the toilet bowl before you crap. Bingo. No sound, and better yet, no splash-back with water hitting your behind.

You are welcome.
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Clever! I'm impressed. Yes, thank you.

I think a couple people mentioned running water but that doesn't help much. I still do it though.
 
awkwardamanda

awkwardamanda

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ImNotMyIllness said:
I need to be like the Stealth Bomber. Or, the Stealth Pooper!


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I hope you're not pooping out shapes like that! o_0

Have you tried just turning on the fan? It helps hide the sound and the smell.

bcsr said:
Put some toilet paper in the toilet bowl before you crap. Bingo. No sound, and better yet, no splash-back with water hitting your behind.

You are welcome.
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OMFGLOL!!!!! I thought I was the only one who did that!!!! I was going to make the same suggestion, but since you beat me to it...:giggle:
 
kilojoule

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I have lived with 3 guys for several years and I am privy to much information on the subject of male bowel movements. I can tell you that they all abide by the triple 's' rule. A shower a sh.it and a shave, (not in that order) but that is what the routine consists of. In the mornings/evenings you hear the shower go on and thats all you hear. Hope that helps ;)
 
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ImNotMyIllness

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Jewel said:
I have lived with 3 guys for several years and I am privy to much information on the subject of male bowel movements. I can tell you that they all abide by the triple 's' rule. A shower a sh.it and a shave, (not in that order) but that is what the routine consists of. In the mornings/evenings you hear the shower go on and thats all you hear. Hope that helps ;)
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That's the way to do it. You're right. But, our shower is connected to my parents room and the door doesn't close all the way. The situation here is insane.

The situation sucks. I'm just venting......I'll have to deal. I need to move out ASAP.
 
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