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Graeme1988

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Here's that tattoo ah got done yesterday. Ma 2nd, with 3 more to go.

I say 3 because my oldest sister suggested to me yesterday about getting the Graham clan motto - Ne Oublie - underneath this recent tattoo. :eek:h: And, yes, it wus painful. By f**k, it wus painful! Urrghhh!!
The outline was drawn free-hand with thick and thin biro marker pens. And whole piece was done in a single sitting, using only an image of the Scottish Saltire flag and this torn skin tattoo as reference.
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Ah hud take ma arm of the cling filmed leather stool - the same yin used for ma first tattoo - shortly efter the fella hud drawn the outline. Meaning I sat through an hour and 45 minutes worth of pain. My older sister - the middle sibling - doesnae believe ah got this done in a single sitting.

But all that said, me and guy doing the piece hud a good chat and he told some shocking and amusing stories about his life, which I'll elaborate on soon. :giggle: And, weirdly enough, last night ah hud a lucid dream of me, outta my body, watching myself getting this tattoo done. :confused:
 

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WELL DONE YE!!! :bigsmile: :applause:

Hopefully no second thoughts on these tattoes, cause, well, it be a tad too late now! :giggle:

I very much doubt i'll ever get any tattoes - it's just not my thing. Besides, i'd be all indecisive about which to get, where to put it, etc - i'd never be able to decide, as too many options.
 
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Graeme1988

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WELL DONE YE!!! :bigsmile: :applause:

Thanks. :thumbup:

Hopefully no second thoughts on these tattoes, cause, well, it be a tad too late now! :giggle:

Aye, yer no wrong, there. Too late for second thought now. Especially as it regards that first one which I got in early February.

Though ah did huv slight second thoughts - as in: "Ooh! No too sure this is gonnae turn oot right. F**k! Should ah say summit?" - while gettin' that Saltire flag design done. Since the blue ink Tag used - his last name's McTaggart, hence the shortened nickname - was a bottle he'd not yet opened, or even used. And the ink looked kinda turquoise blue, almost green, when it was going in.

Then, we hud a trial and error approach to the white of the cross - either have it shaded and blend into my skin tone or just go full colour. As neither of us were that the colour of white ink would show through on skin tone.

But it's turned out okay. I think going with a darker blue would've made it stand out too much, y'know? Well, for my skin tone, at least.
 

Graeme1988

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I very much doubt i'll ever get any tattoes - it's just not my thing.

Tae each their ain, man. Wouldnae recommend gittin' yin anyway. No unless you've got a high tolerance for pain. That, and sit still for long periods withoot movin' much, unless told. Though the artist doing it usually tends to ask if yer awrite or want to stop at any point. Since yer likely to pass out while or after getting it done. As one of my cousins did when he got his first tattoo.

My sister took him to get it done, I think would be 18 at the time? Younger than me, at least. From what my oldest sister has told me, my cousin was fine getting it done, but after while they took him to get summit to eat, he's look at it and faints out the shock of having got it. :giggle:

It was one of these tribal armbands, which were the trendy tattoo in the early 2000s that everyone was getting as their first:
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Besides, i'd be all indecisive about which to get, where to put it, etc - i'd never be able to decide, as too many options.

Yeah, that's actually the most difficult part of getting a tattoo, really. Because you really need to be sure of what you want to get, where you want it, in terms of placement on yer body. I mean, the Scotland flag tat wus the only yin ah hud planned well in advance. It wus a toss up between that and my star sign. Obviously went with the latter, mainly because it was all black, but I had a least 3 designs in mind for the Aries tattoo. Before settling upon the one with the tribal inspired look.

Also, I was originally thinking a shoulder placement for that first tattoo. Before my sister asked a question I neglected to ask myself: Did I want the tattoo to be seen? :question: Yer f**kin' right ah dae! :bigsmile:
 
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Graeme1988

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My oldest sister recently sent my other sister - the youngest of my 2 older sister - a photo of that recent tattoo. Her response was as follows. I'm quoted the text message reply verbatim, here:

"Why is it all ripped like that?" :eek:mg: The clever response should've been cuz I'm ripped - ie, quite muscular. :bigsmile: But, sadly, my oldest sister's wit wus'nae quick enough on this occassion. So she just replied, kinda stating the obvious aboot the design, itsel'.​

Plus, tae me, it would've looked a bit naff and shitty if it were like how Scottish folk used to get them done. :thumbdown:
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Graeme1988

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I very much doubt i'll ever get any tattoes - it's just not my thing. Besides, i'd be all indecisive about which to get, where to put it, etc - i'd never be able to decide, as too many options.

Oh, just came in mind o' this... Another reason why you should think long afore getting a tattoo done - the healing process. As, after getting it done, the skin might rise a wee bit. Depending on the level of detail in the piece yer having tattooed. Also, they will itch and scabbed. So, it needs to be kept moisturised, often.
 

Graeme1988

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Well, looks like I'm about to become a shitty uncle to yet anpther niece. And my older sister's marriage may or may not be about to end in divorce. :sad:

Ah wish ah wus in a more cheery "Aww, man! Wait til ye hear this...", storytelling mood. But am no... My family going to shit. I'm starting to lose trust in them, doubting if they really intend to keep their word. Or are they just saying that so they can turn round and call me an ungrateful c*nt when I ask why they constantly let me down whenever I ask anything of them. As if the thought of a mmarital breakdown wus'nae bad enough, watching my mother health slowly worsen, physically is difficult to watch. More different is the how I get scorn for stating the obvious: That, if she lost weight when the doctors recommended that she try to, she probably wouldn't be finding it as different to walk?

But no, stubborn as always, she'd rather lie on the living room couch all day, sleeping or watching telly. Only getting up to cook supper. Or the most I've seen her up and off the couch is whenever relatives visit or her getting the shopping - TWICE! :eek: In a single week, every week! :eek: Yeah, I'm reluctantly living off a diet of ready made sandwiches, crisps, fruit, fizzy drinks, diluted fruit juice, yogurts; and pretty anything ye cun whap intae a microwave fur a few minutes. Which is unlikely to change, since my Mum makes a fuss whenever I suggest cutting back of any of those products. :kickingmyself:
 

Graeme1988

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But she's still guzzling doon the wee bottles o' Pepsi, everyday. Despite her recent diabetes scare that had her worried and stressing. While most would take summit like that as a wake-up call and change, my mum treated this scare like a life-threatening disease that had forced change upon her against her will. :eek:h: :eek:mg: :idontknow:

On the positive side, I've been a bit more creative, musically, making electronic music. While it doesnae beat playing the guitar, at least it helps take my mind off mine and the other shitty problems happening around me. Though, playing the guitar, and listening to it via headphones would keep me from having to listen to my family argue downstairs, in the living room, which is directly below my bedroom.

Anyway, that's enough of my rambling. Hopefully I'll be in a better mood tomorrow.
 

Graeme1988

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I'm very much at my wits end. Just kinda had it with my life, want it to end.


Constantly having to put with my Mum bang on and on about her knee giving her bother. Which one? I haven't a clue, since she rarely communicate with using coherent sentences. Just blurt out the information like she's asking me a f**kin' riddle. Yet she ouright refuses to have the knee replacement surgery she needs. Despite being to told by me and the oldest daughter to get it by with. Nope! Too scared. :kickingmyself:

Yet, naebuddy offered any empathy or reassurance going in for my surgery. And ah wus f**kin' scared shitless!
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It puts a lotta strain on yer mental psyche when you're burdened with the responsibility of caring for somebuddy who's mood tends to change at the mere asking of a simple question.

Anyway, on a rather humorous note, my relatives paid me and my mum a brief visit a few days. As usual, my guitars and myself were gawked at, like I'm a freak. And one of cousins telt me that my tattoos were "weird looking". :giggle:
 

Graeme1988

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Yep, been like that for the past few years i have. Ain't no fun being "forced" to live when ye don't really want to, due to it being a constrant "drag". :thumbdown:

Aye, it's shit. Though, it's not so much the not wantin' tae live. For me, it's more feelin' that I'm just a burden to those aroon me. Because I am, no matter how they want to spin it and say I'm not. Since it's no easy living with a disabled person who, on top of that, struggles with anxiety and depression. Naebuddy wants to be aroon some c*nt who put on a happy front aw tha time, but is really miserable deep doon. Naebuddy! Ah dinnae even feel like I'm living for myself anymore. :sad:

Plus, my mum isn't yin fur facing the reality of a situation. Better to smile than cry, apparently. Deny problems until they become to obvious to ignore much longer, as she's done with her declining health. :idontknow:

And, y'know, blame the victim for their troubles. Don't acknowledge that ye didnae give enough f**ks to try and understand why yer child feels how they feel. Yer ain mother tellin' ye tae kill yersel' if yer feelin' so suicidal's no summit ye tend to just forgive and forget. Not that I'm one to hold a grudge, like. But y'know somethings folk say tae ye, especially family, tend to stick with ye.

Yet, for some weird f**kin' reason I'm held up as an example of how they - my immediate family - should be. Which baffles me, like. Since I'm not a role model fur how ye should live yer live. Nor should ah be. Though, mibbe it's got summit to do with the drive n' focus ah showed within tha last year? :thinking: How ah committed masel' tae a single goal and by all accounts, achieved it. And ah didnae make excuses for masel' or constantly complain, either. Which is summit my immediate family huv a habit o' doing.
 

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Yep, been like that for the past few years i have. Ain't no fun being "forced" to live when ye don't really want to, due to it being a constrant "drag". :thumbdown:

I am with you gentleman here as well. It isn't fun being forced to live a life full of pain. Dying peacefully in my sleep would be great.
 

Graeme1988

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I am with you gentleman here as well. It isn't fun being forced to live a life full of pain.

I know that all too well, from a physical, mental and emotional perspective.

Dying peacefully in my sleep would be great.

Oddly enough, this has been a recurring thought for me, lately. That, and wonder why I tend to get f**ked by folk I'm supposedly meant to love and trust. :idontknow: Ah don't know, my family weird when it comes being reliable and trustworthy.

Not that I'm a saint by any means. F**k! Ah barely trust myself or ma ain judgement or instinct. Though, being raised by a fairly narcassistic parent who turns every decision I make into a weird slight against them, or something should be discourage, probably does that to ye? So it's hardly surprising my self-esteem and belief in myself is schizophenric for lack of a better word. :sad:
 
Been listening to metallica stuff today, mainly their garage stuff & the latest album on youtube. And watched a doco on guitars being louder last night (jimmy page, the edge, jack white). Again the rare motivation to learn electric guitar has temporarily resurfaced, but i'm unsure how "genuine" this urge is.

If electric, COULD i make some cool effects & EASILY? DO i need to 1st get good at acoustic?? Really tho, i'd PROB need to get into a ROUTINE of playing acoustic? (just never can be bothered, for some reason). Or would the electric give me motivation on-the-spot? I think i'd be interested in the special effects i could do, at a guess. Would i like to learn covers of songs? Maybe (i'd hardly be able to make my own music?). Could i plug the guitar into stereo's guitar i/p AND use software like yours? All these questions, and no way to get all the answers...
 
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Graeme1988

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Been listening to metallica stuff today, mainly their garage stuff & the latest album on youtube

So, you been listening to Metallica's Garage Inc double album of covers? For me that wus their last album I could listen to from start to finish without wanting to skip a single song, even if their Motörhead covers are cringy as f**k for me. Mainly because Hetfield is trying to sound like Lemmy, vocally. And... :eek:mg: It just doesnae work.

That and ma Mum, despite being a fan back when they released The Black Album, wus'nae too happy upon hearing their cover of So What?. :giggle: Given that that song features a word she and my older sister hate to hear uttered out loud: C*nt.

Or were ye listening the $5.98 EP - Garage Days Re-revisted with the Black Album demos on it? Where James Hetfield plays the solo on Enter Sandman. And the acoustic version of Nothing Else Matter, complete with Michael Kamen's brilliant orchestra arrangement, as it probably would've sounded on the Black album if Lars and James hadn't kept putting it lower in the mix when they were finishing that Black Album. As both admitted in that Classic Albums documentary about the making of that record.

Not sure how I feel about Hardwired album? :question: I mean, it's great, don't get me wrong. A return to form for 'Tallica as far as their sound goes. But, for me, that's the only good thing about it. It's not an album I can see myself revisiting, except for the odd song here and there. In fact, I've found myself listening to Iron Maiden most recent Book of Souls album than Metallica's recent effort. Not because I prefer one over the other, but I don't know... I guess, with Maiden, there's more a journey to their albums since Brave New World. If that makes sense? But then Maiden have never gotten the same level of fan backlash when they veer away from their signature sound, compared to Metallica.

Oops! Sorry I'm rambling oan like an eejit. Whit wus yer question again? :bigsmile:
 
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Graeme1988

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And watched a doco on guitars being louder last night (jimmy page, the edge, jack white). Again the rare motivation to learn electric guitar has temporarily resurfaced, but i'm unsure how "genuine" this urge is.

Well, eh... how genuine that urge to learn the guitar is depends on whether or not yer gonnae stick with, beit if yer just starting out or picking it up the guitar again looking to challenge yersel' as a player and learn summit new.

And you saying it has temporarily resurfered gives me the impression that the urge is there, but you might not persist with it for long. Unless of course you have a goal in mind? Learning how to master certain techiques, particular songs you'd like to learn how to play from start to finish.

If electric, COULD i make some cool effects & EASILY? DO i need to 1st get good at acoustic?? Really tho, i'd PROB need to get into a ROUTINE of playing acoustic? (just never can be bothered, for some reason). Or would the electric give me motivation on-the-spot? I think i'd be interested in the special effects i could do, at a guess. Would i like to learn covers of songs? Maybe (i'd hardly be able to make my own music?). All these questions, and no way to get all the answers...

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! :eek: Hawd oan a minute... Pause, rewind! Start fae the beginning. Jings! Sorry, yer jist flingin' questions it me with this post. But ah cun answer yer questions cuz ma oldest sister wus wondering the same aboot the bass guitar.

Firstly, learning the acoustic guitar would give you good basic knowledge to begin with, if ye plan to moving to the electric but cannae afford it the now. As far as knowing chords, and how much pressure you need to apply to the string to sound a note. So that's the only advantage of it, really.

And, aye, yer right. The electric guitar would gie ye mair motivation, and easier access as a frets beyond the 12th fret goes. And you said ya want to learn some cover, so there a reason to invest in an electric guitar. Though, the passion really needs to be within ye if ya want to get anywhere with it, as far as practice goes. And doing that often.

Really once you've learnt how to read tab, and ye start training yer ear to recognise certain notes, it's a doddle. Not that it's easy, like. But it'll get easier once you start making progress with the guitar.

If I had a single bit of advice it'd be: take it slow when learning covers or certain techniques. I mean that in terms of in learning a new technique and when learning covers, and the speed at which yer playing. Don't try playing up to speed until you got each part of a song or a technique down. Then once yer confident that you know it then bring it up to the original tempo or faster. And after awhile you be able to play it from memory.

And don't underestimate yersel' as far writing yer ain music goes. Once ye get good at guitar, you'll eventually attempt to write yer own stuff. I mean, I'm no a drummer and I've wrote 3 metal-inspired drumtracks which I could turn into full songs with this software.
Toontrack's EZDrummer 2 - Drumkit from Hell Demo

So don't downplay what ye could achieve with the electric guitar, since learning cover songs can help you become more knowledgeable in how to play the instrument. F**k! Whenever I got bored in music class in secondary school I'd just start improvising and come up with my own stuff, the only reason I remember most of the riffs I wrote during that time is because one of my classmates said: "Hey, that's good. Play that again".

Or, I distinctly remember one time I got bored and started playing this riff that had the top E string as a pedal note, sliding power chords going up and down the fretboard. After playing it a few time, one of my classmates goes:

"That's sounds familiar - Metallica? No? Megadeth, right?"
Nope, neither! Just came up with it, on-the-spot"
"Really?! You were just making that up as ye were playin' it?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Naw, you practiced that. Admit it!"
Kinda. Ah got start of the riff from Total Guitar. But the pull off and sliding chords are just me jamming"
, as I demonstrate those parts.
"Whoa! That's a helluva riff!"

Then I proceed to try and show the lad, who was a couple years older than me, how to play it. "So, yer gan open, slide up to here, pull-off..." After a few minutes of me showing him here all the notes and chords are. I take the guitar and show him again. The lad, after looking at me mouth apage, went:
"Huh?! Yer downpicking the whole thing? How d'ye... Awww, f**k off! Yer just showing off now. Naw, man - I'm out! Too difficult for me, I'll stick to jamming with you on covers"​

Sorry ah digress there. Just thought I'd thrown in that amusing story from my secondary school days.
 
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Graeme1988

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Obviously money will factor in here, regardless. Whether yer going for the more traditional electric guitar and amp setup or using yer laptop. Since you'll be forking oot a fair bit o' dosh for a decent audio interface. But guitar brands do offer decent models at a reasonable price if you know where to look. Between £150 and £250, depending on the brand. Same with amps. But, again, depends on price-range and how much you'd be willing to part ways with.

Here in the UK, there's a few online retailers. And there's a couple of musically instruments shops in my local area that stock brand name guitars, amps and strings. Don't know if you have similar in... is New Zealand where you live? So if you've got a local musical instrument shop, best going and asking their advice before committing and parting with yer cash. Or if the online retailer has a good rep and stuff they stock gets overall high-ended ratings in terms of product reviews.

So, just keep in mind that everything I'm saying here isn't advice, as such. Just telling how you go about the setup and what options you have available to ye.

If electric, COULD i make some cool effects & EASILY?

For effects, you could either invest in a multi-effects processor, like this.

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But in my experience, having used 2 different multi-effects unit early on when I was learning the electric guitar, they're quite limiting when it comes to tweaking the sound, especially yer trying to emulate a particular guitar tone. And switching between clean and distortion is bit awkward. As you need to go through and rearrange the order of the effects patches which are pre-programmed into the unit.

You'd probably be better going with a bypass looper setup if you want to go for the traditional stomp-box effects. Similar to this:
Guitar effects pedalboards and bypass loopers explained

As for pedals, aside from the wah-wah pedal - Gotta go with Jim Dunlop for that, man.
You don't necessary have to go with the top-name brand, there's plenty of brand to choose from:​
DONNER Effects - Full Pedaboard & Power - Demo & Review
Boss Pedals: Which Ones To Buy And Why - Reviews By Michael Casswell (Lick Library)
Behringer ULTRA METAL UM300 Heavy Metal Distortion Effects Pedal

Oh, and this Boss pedal will come in handy if ye ever want to learn some Bon Jovi or Peter Frampton songs. :giggle:
Boss VO-1 Vocoder
 

Graeme1988

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Could i plug the guitar into stereo's guitar i/p AND use software like yours?

You kinda phrased this question a bit oddly. Are you asking if ye can use yer stereo speakers when going for a guitar/laptop setup via guitar amp/effects simulator software? I want to say yes, since the setup is fairly.

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But I'm not so sure about using stereo speakers, as monitor speakers would a better option for the overall sound quality. Anyway, here's a YouTube tutorial video on that subject to save me from blethering on and on. like a gobshite. :bigsmile:
Setting up a PC as an amp simulator
 

Graeme1988

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Oh, btw, that amp simulator tutorial video recommends a lot regarding laptops. But I recommend going with a 64-bit laptop with 8GB of RAM. As the software you likely end up using will need at least 4GB of RAM to install. And the Focusrite audio interface mentioned that tutorial is the one I use. So I can definitely recommend it, if you can afford it.

And yin mair thing. The AmpliTube software that I use, how I aquired it... Well, I'd rather not say. For obvious, eh... legal reasons. :numberone: :shyness:
AmpliTube 4 - Overview

And you'll need one of these MIDI footswitch controller, if you plan on using amp and effects simulator program to turn the virtual foot pedals on and off.
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Graeme1988

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Anyway, slowesthand, I hope all that information's helpful tae ye. :thumbup:
That's pretty much the basic of how to go aboot yer setup, whether yer buying a guitar and amp bundle. Or looking to switch to digital and running everything via a laptop. Sorry ah hud tae split ma answer across multiple posts, it's just the questions you were asking couldnae really explained a single response. :bigsmile:

Oh, nearly forgot to ask - how are you with guitar tablature? Can you read it at all? If so, this software program might be handy for learning covers:
Guitar Pro 6

The layout pretty simple, and it play through the song as well. So you get an idea of how the notes and chords should sound. CDs are available via eBay for bands like Maiden, Metallica or whatever other well-known band or artist you can think of. The CDs have songs all tabbed out for guitar, bass and drums, you just need software like Guitar Pro to view them on yer laptop.

It's just certain songs, though. Not whole albums. You'd need to buy the corresponding official guitar tab book for that, which you could probably find via eBay as well.
 
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