superfluouslyme

It's snowing here and (coincidentally) I hate you.

After we kissed and our reception ended, we went back to your house and..... well, did whatever married couples do after the whole ceremony thing. I asked if you wanted to go on the honeymoon, but you said later, since you couldn't think of any place yet. The day ended on a good note and we've been spending about one year together, and this has been the best year in our entire lives. I hope to have more with you.

And there you have it! Is there anything else you'd like me to explain::?

And that's why I'm public messaging you. So everyone on here can see that we're married!

Now, the day of the marriage was very stressful for you, or so I heard. You told me to go find another place to sleep since you didn't want me to see you the day of the marriage until you were in your wedding dress. So, anyway, when I saw you, I started to cry a bit. I couldn't believe how beautiful you were and that I was going to be your husband from that day forward. You came up to me and asked why I was crying and I told you. You responded with the most stunning smile I've ever seen and said that you felt the same way. Skipping over the oaths and to the reception, when we cut the cake, you shoved my slice in my face! I responded by shoving your slice in your face and then made some cheesy quip like, "Now, our kiss will even more sweeter.".

Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen! Do I need to remind you of what happened that day?

You make it sound as if that's supposed to be a deterrant. Remember, we promised to stick by each other's side "in sickness and in health". I'm not going to stop loving you just because of a minor cold. *kisses you again* I'll take care of you, so leave it to me and just rest, okay?

*sigh* You just don't get it, do you? Well, do you understand this? *kisses you*

I know, I leave you speechless sometimes. It's alright. Just trust me. I won't ever lead you astray. Now, pucker up::!

The arguing (for lack of a better term) between you and Pyro is quite entertaining. That is all. Carry on. ::

*sigh* I love you too, superfluouslyme. Hopefully, within this relationship will get you to finally show me the love and respect I deserve.

Why do you like to push my buttons, superfluouslyme? Is this how you show guys you like them?

Here's 2 tablets.(of anti histamine). Take with a glass of water. If you haven't got water, beer will do...preferably aussie beer.

I'm good too. Glad to know you're well

Ahhh, as much as I'd like to flirt with you some more, it's time for bed. We'll continue this conversation on another date, okay? Until then, good night! But, before I leave, I need to ask you something: how did you get that "titles are superfluous" thing up?

That is quite the noble goal you've chosen for yourself.

You're welcome to keep trying.

That might just be the least insulting thing I've ever been called. "BooYAH!" denied.

Yet. I don't scare you yet. I haven't tried. Yet.

(Now I'm sick of saying/hearing/thinking "yet" and it's all your fault.)

I bet you're expecting me to try to stop you from harming the Dells, just because it's in Wisconsin. However, I dislike water parks. Do as you wish. You can't scare me.

Apology accepted.

How's your little campaign against internet censorship going? Have you convinced Congress to nuke Disney yet?

I wasn't hiding, but I was hoping to remain inconspicuous and avoid any FIBs.

You've ruined my whole entire life by noticing me.